Doing shady stuff I have little problem with. But if you’re going to do shady stuff, don’t be the stupid asshole who posts it to social media. Any consequences that arise from that are on you.

On the one hand, we have cops overreaching (albeit legally). On the other, we have motherfuckers dumb enough to post crimes to social media. I really can’t pick a side here.

Between this and Hamilton Nolan’s laughable “Obama is a bad post-president” bullshit, Splinter should really learn to keep Obama’s name out of their mouths.

Playing the sexism card toward a comment about your naivete only drives home the point that you’re a naive child.

Problem is, due to how long THC stays in a person’s system, it’s very difficult to devise a test that can tell if a driver is currently high or if they smoked a week ago.

That only makes it worse.

Check out the old who thinks “goth” is still a subculture in high schools.

I’m sorry Frida, but this is GMG and your article is frankly too damned thoughtful for the kinds of content we feature ‘round here. Can’t you write up something snarky about a pregnant princess or maybe a think piece about Pete Davidson’s dick?

This “let’s give people adorable nicknames to insult them” thing wasn’t effective to begin with, but is now just tired.

No, it doesn’t. It being in Wales makes you sound like a mouth breathing MAGA chud with all the intelligence we’ve come to expect from that set.

We get it, you’re an old white man. Now calm down before you give yourself a stroke.

Still no black suit, huh?

Some white person who knows nothing about black media or Black journalism other than this site to spew vitriol and Jet and Ebony because stereotypes is sitting at home thinking: See, I knew it.

Short answer: I find it bewildering that Kinja won’t let you delete an account even if you live in the UK and are subject to GDPR protections. After getting into a long argument with GMG’s legal counsel over why that is, I decided to test the system. So far, I’ve been unable to get banned, much to my chagrin.

Nicely done! Can you do the same for me?

I think you’re putting too much faith in the moderation around here. As an experiment, I’ve been actively trying to get banned for the past four months and nothing works. Not blatant sexism on Jezebel, not blatant racism on The Root, not insulting Hamilton Nolan, nothing. So, while I wish you luck in your quest, I…

$27,000 is not “major money” for a man of Elway’s means.

It’s not quite the dumbest shit. It’s damn close, but it’s just edged out by the thousands of articles written about this stupid shit.

What even is this article? Why does it exist? Why does Panama Jackson (presumably) get paid for shit like this?

THAT was the racism you promised in the headline?