I feel for the grieving mother, but isn’t the problem here that her daughter didn’t look closely enough at the packaging? Even a child knows that Reese’s = peanut butter, so it seems less like Nabisco is at fault and more than the mother needs something to blame other than her child’s negligence.

I sincerely hope she spends the rest of her life unable to eat at a restaurant due to the incredibly high odds that somebody’s going to shit in her food.

You should look into the definition of trolling. It’s purpose is to simply anger another person. I’m actively trying to convince you to kill your father. Why are you not getting this?

Who’s trolling? I’m being entirely sincere.

If you really love your father, you’ll smother him to death with a pillow.

It certainly matters, particularly given that the next 20 years will see an increasingly rapid exodus from red states toward blue states. If we hope to have a future not ruled by a tiny minority of shitty white trash living in their backwoods hovels, the electoral college must be abolished. Trump’s election is a VERY…

I’m gonna have to stop you there.

Anything that kills off Papa John’s, Dominoes, Pizza Hut et al a bit faster and forces the lowest common denominator diners to actually seek out quality food instead of defaulting to shit is a win for humanity.

Fuck your “just accept one call” bullshit. Isn’t this supposed to be the site where you slavishly support women to the exclusion of everything else? At least TRY to live up to your stereotypes.

I’m just here to see how many Musk stans blame this whole “pedo” controversy on Jalopnik’s anti-Tesla bias. The mental gymnastics will be easily Olympic-level.

Your anecdotal evidence sucks.

Why bother even making fun of this fat schlub?

Speaking of which, where are Trump’s tweets?

Nah. My opinions tend not to be the kind of bewilderingly idiotic shit posted by Skip. Plus, a willingness to reexamine one’s own opinions when presented with alternative points by many, many other people is a virtue. Your tone suggests you’re trying to insult me, but you might want to take another shot at this one.…

$150 million? Give it a year and you’ll be able to pick it up for $5 million.

In the face of myriad posters calling out your rank stupidity, you’ve decided to double down, huh? Good luck with that.

Sorry you have the patience of a bitchy pissbaby, but investigations tend to take time, particularly special counsel investigations. You should do some research into how long these things usually last.

Only $1.35 million? Fucking ouch. It would be less embarrassing to just light the servers on fire.

Are you willfully missing the point in your rush to paint me as a homophobe, or are you just frighteningly stupid?

Me too. I grew up Roman Catholic. So I’m well aware that Catholics tend to be more liberal than, say, Evangelicals. However, Catholics as a voting bloc stopped leaning Democrat nearly 50 years ago and have spent most of that time voting alongside the majority of the rest of the country. Since 9/11, however, Catholics…