Oh, sure. When everybody’s pointing out that your ideas are stupid, it’s clear that they’re the ones at fault, not that your ideas are stupid.

Weird! Here you say I’m missing the point, yet you’re the one with dozens of comments pointing out how shitty and myopic your opinions are. Why, it’s almost like you’re saying things you wish were true because reality makes you look bad.

Ah yes, the old “poors are too stupid to protect themselves and must be saved” defense. Fuck off.

Look at this idiot, just casually ignoring the bit where Moby suggests we force all poors to become vegetarians.

A simpler explanation: George has a soul and the last year and a half has made him finally realize that the woman he married is an awful fucking cunt of a person.

That last sentence contradicts everything else you wrote.

I know this is a radical idea, but how about we save ourselves? Fuck relying on old white rich people to grow a conscience. America won’t improve unless we vote these worthless motherfuckers out of office.

A smoking gun covered in hooker pee with a heart etched into the side surrounding the words “Vlad + Donnie = 4EVR”

Still, Pabon says that the pamphlet has had a negative effect on her son’s perception of himself, saying that he asked, “Mommy, are white people better than me?”

Agreed. I’d also readily accept “Fuck This Bitch.”

“Imagine, gentle reader, sitting next to Sanders as jokes are made at her expense—and as people in the room, laughing nervously at the gravity of it all, await her reaction. I’d rather dine in hell.”

I’m beginning to wonder if humanity is worth it.

Fine, Hamilton, I get it. You need to justify your paycheck somehow and, frankly, you aren’t an interesting enough writer to do it on your own merits. So, you look for absurd shit you can comment on. But sourcing something like this from the New York Post? That’s just idiotic. You may as well have written a story…

What the fuck is a liberal billionaire?

Fine business owners for illegally hiring cheap, undocumented labor?!

Just when you think he can’t possibly come up with an idea more wasteful and ineffective than the border wall ...

That said, Hamilton Nolan is a pompous cunt only notable for building a tiny, meaningless fiefdom amidst the ruins of a shit-tier tabloid, so I’m with you there.

“I’m not saying he’s Mother Theresa or anything, but Glassdoor shows an 86% approval rating as CEO from his employees, and 59% would recommend Tesla as a place to work, which is better than average in this country.”

I have no idea why this surprises you. Every famous murderer has groupies like this. Hell, Charles Manson nearly married a 27-year-old groupie at age 83.

I’m absolutely shocked — SHOCKED, I say! — to hear that the one person on the planet with a personal brand toxic enough to lose the presidency to Donald Trump lacks the self-awareness to realize that she’s an albatross around the neck of liberal politics.