Thanks, but I can’t take credit. I stole that insult from Seanbaby circa 2000.

And, sadly, you aren’t ungreyed, but I’m kind enough to drag you up to the level of a respectable human being!

I’ve got a better idea: How about you complain to Gawker about how insensitive and appalling my comment was. Maybe even convince them to delete my account. That should help, right?

Having a lot of trouble finding sympathy for his wife. Sure, she got beat up by a racist fuck shaped like an oversized bag of cookie dough. But at the same time, she decided to marry and have a child with a racist fuck shaped like an oversized bag of cookie dough.

THAT is a smile? I thought she was unhinging her jaw to swallow the cameraman like a lazy-eyed anaconda.

I wouldn’t worry about Barron being brainwashed. All signs point to autism in that one — which works out nicely for Trump, as the developmentally disabled are the one group of people willing to believe him.

Nobody’s paying the college kids protesting either. In fact, they’re paying to be there, and are exercising their right to tell people to fuck right off when they try to invade campus with dumbshit, regressive ideas.

Sarcasm? This dumb cunt picked up a bunch of buzzwords from Fox News and is desperate to use them at every opportunity. It’s too late now, but in the future, don’t feed the trolls.

Wait, did you take the time to write bitchy pissbaby rants at everyone who called you out for the stupid shit you said?

And even then its questionable.

Your comment is completely fucking backwards. Baby boomers are EXACTLY the reason we went from Obama to Trump. Turns out a whole lot of old white people don’t like a black man being in the White House, so they decided to go in the extreme opposite direction: A white incompetent who, like them, has aged beyond…

Republicans don’t like educated people because educated people tend to not vote Republican.

Turns out that if you’re actually doing things, you don’t have to make shit up about what you’ve done.

Let’s try a thought experiment to put this bullshit in proper context: If you build a house on public land, has the state stolen from you when they knock it down? If you paint an elaborate mural on the wall of your apartment, is your landlord stealing from you when they paint over it? If you read an overlong screed on…

That’s the dumbest goddamned comment anyone not named Donald Trump has made so far this year. I’d offer you an award, but I’m worried you’d choke on it while trying to velcro your shoes on.

While I too would like to pin this on Seacrest’s sexual assault allegations, let’s be real. The ratings dropped because streaming has given people a billion better things to watch, and because red carpet coverage is completely meaningless bullshit.

The ability to delete Kinja accounts would be a huge help.

Wait, did you just argue that your palate is more sophisticated than my thinly-veiled insult made it seem by pointing out that you cut up fish on rocks before freezing them?

Stopped reading at ‘cuck.’ C’mon Katie, you should know better than to unironically use the right wing moron definition of the word. You’re just fueling the delusions of the dumbest subset of society.

If you don’t notice a difference between frozen fish and fresh fish, you’re exactly the target demographic for McDonald’s. Congratulations?