Know the feeling. All too well.

Stealthy kitty. Now if we could have similar circles appear around the heads of human predators......oh wait, we do. The priest collar.

So now JLaw is just a pillar of salt to him.

I imagine Darren would respond to a breakup the same way here responded to the critics who hated Mother.

Also my cat would have knocked something off the edge of the earth if that was possible.

I was so close! I had Charles Manson, Della Reese, and Natalie in HR on my Group of 3 Celebrity Deaths.

Can Dr. Phil act?

Because it sure as shit ain’t her actions or the shit she says that mark her as a “feminist”

In the end, she never did wear green, yellow, or orange.

This is why confirmation hearings are so important. It gives the people making the decision the chance to meet the person face to face and get a whiff of his fingers.

gorgeous blonde who was my first true love and we made passionate love in the hayloft of her parents barn and ended with a drop dead gorgeous red head from Cleveland.

“She’s a very nice lady, and only sometimes eats whole live pinky mice for lunch.”

I take my trophy bride everywhere with me as well.

Well, if all of America were suburban Albuquerque.

Nickelodeon tried to warn us about her “secret world” years ago, but we refused to listen.

Imagine you are driving down a mountain and there is another car a little bit ahead of you and realize its gotten dark so you turn on your headlights. Then the car ahead of you starts frantically looking back at you and speeding and then they pull over like they are waiting for you. They probably just hid until the…

You looking for him to go deeeeeeeeep somewhere else too? ;)

It took me a minute to get that.

To be fair to pence, he does strongly believe the deployment of seamen is a sin.