Mike Pence is a:

Well according to an earlier poster, maybe he couldn’t trust his penis around a bunch of sweaty, athletic colts...

Um, how many taxpayer dollars did I just have to pay to fund Mike and Mother’s faux-counter-protest flight??!

Good thing for the Colts that he left early, then, amirite???!

To add reality, “at night, all cats are annoying goddamn hooligans.”

Cetaphil bar soaps for sensitive skin; I’ve also had some luck with natural soaps (olive oil based, non-fragrance) but my overall skin doesn’t have HUGE eczema problems so I’m not sure if I’m recommending useless stuff. You can also try California Baby or a couple of the other baby eczema soaps too?

Um...the “60% more fairness” in that skin lightening ad actually makes me think it’s a comment on how much more fairly society will treat her with lighter skin. Like...you can expect more fairness...and more fairness.

Technically not making S&TC3 IS proper disposal of hazardous waste. But I understand what you mean. ;)

I mean if Congress won’t do it, why should Kim Cattrall?! The nerve!

And for the world.

It’s not a toooomah! It’s a stuffed ballot!

I’m fairly sure the “criminal activity” is simply being black.

Also see: the government is terrified of black people.

Hmm...I wonder if there is a corollary....

In the same way life is sacred until actual expulsion from that scary lady parts hole*, and then fuck it. Whatever ideology might have originally separated Republicans from Democrats...it’s not the ideology currently realized by the ruling portion of the GOP.

“You’re already a sexual harassment victim. Don’t be a fashion victim too! Marchesa.”

That would be sort of brilliant, no offense to Kim Cattrall.

Right? But they’ll greenlight a Hocus Pocus remake!

Kim will get hers!!!! And I adore her for it. Yomma kippee yabo 4lyfe!!

Honestly. Poor Marilyn.