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I am an extreme burn survivor. Mederma is useless. Scar mitigation for me meant hundreds of steroid injections to break up keloid tissue, co2 injections to reduce redness, grafts grafts and more grafts.

Hold onto the fact that Nick Offerman is a stonecold fucking badass and pretty neat dude in real life and let that make up for this supreme let down. That’s what I do.

I dunno, man, I just think he’s reeeeeallllly dumb.

The Daniel Fast is basically Veganism (if you want to describe it in religious terms, it’s basically identical to Eastern Orthodoxy-style Lenten fasting: no meat, oil, alcohol, wine, caffeine, eggs/milk and minimal processed foods).

RIP Burt Macklin.

Fun fact, Stephen Colbert is Catholic, and Tom Hanks is Greek Orthodox.

He peaked as Andy Dwyer. I haven’t seen him in anything else and don’t plan to. And yeah, his public persona is...blech.

I was brought up Pentecostal and you are 100% correct. SO much hypocrisy. Luckily I realized early on that I didn’t have to live like that so I dealt with it until I was 18 and went to college out of state.

Chris Pratt, his animal abandonment, homophobia church, and his bullshit nice-guy persona that, mark my words, is hiding a monster, can all go choke to death on a bag of assorted donkey dicks.

He’s an evil asshole now. His church supports “conversion therapy” and Maria Shriver should be ashamed of herself for attending this church and introducing her daughter Katherine to him.

I really didn’t like him before. I didn’t enjoy his role in Guardians or Jurassic Park. He just seemed like a dudebro who got ripped.

Pratt seems like a Nice Guy, and it’s clear he has good intentions, but Evangelicals are The Worst. Following the doctrine* prevents you from being a genuinely good person 90% of the time.

Right? If that person told me vaccines are not needed anymore, I’d be like “Sure, whatever you say, gas man.”

putting aside his scumbaggery for a second, i could never understand why critcs fell all over themselves for him. No film geek i know looked forward to his films like they would for Spike Lee, Jarmusch or Scorsese.

Well, if your perspective is entirely centered on you and your precious children, communicable diseases are something that dirty outsiders bring into your pristine community, like robbery and murder.

I was reading the WP article this morning, and I about choked at:

I can’t account for Tyler’s recollection of the needle as a part of the abortion. My guess is they did an amnio as part of her workup after the fire to determine harm to the fetus after her extreme level of oxygen deprivation, and Tyler misunderstood what that was for. Possibly it all became fuzzy in his memory (this

The same purpose as having it in their homes, condos, and vacation homes. I’ve never been filthy rich but it makes sense to me. Why would they fill their luxury yacht’s walls with Thomas Kinkades?

So that nobody else gets to see it.