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So I read about this book on Jez too, and knew I had to read it. I'm not quite as cool as you and instead of pre ordering it, all I did was request it at the library. So now I'm reading it and enjoying it and realizing my mom would like to actually own a copy. and I go on amazon and I see two hundred and thirty

I missed Jezebel's timely reporting last summer and I did not preorder it. And in the words of the immortal Veruca Salt, I want it NOW. However I suppose this is just the kind of consequence I deserve for not reading every single Jezebel article every single day. I might have to soothe the pain by reading the full

I had a special edition of Little House on the Prairie that had appendices all about her life with photos of her family, etc. I usually hate heavily annotated books, but you just made me pretty excited to read all of the details.

I would win that prize. I poop like a fucking champ. It's really my only talent.

I have to call my nephew. There's a reason his nickname is "Elephant Boy" and the plumber is on speed dial.

If he's a DO, he's definitely a full physician. The chief of staff of a hospital I worked in was a DO, and a very good one.

I stopped after I read your critique on DOs. I'm currently at CCOM (his alma mater) and our "scientific rigors" are equal to that of an allopathic education. How do I know this? I compare my notes to friends and family who are current students at top allopathic schools (UChicago, OSU, Wake Forest). On top of that,

Not sure what you are taking about when you said the "same scientific rigor of going to medical school" but DOs take the exact same classes as med students, complete the same residencies, and can sit for the same exams (biochem, neuro, pathology, etc, etc). In fact, very soon their boards will be merged into the exact

CAPSULES. NOT PILLS. The difference is key!

Curated is the new artisanal.

As a fan of well tailored suits and clothing, I don't use bespoke often, but I DO use it correctly. If I heard someone say their scarf, beanie or never been used before and won't ever be used lumberjack axe is "bespoke" I'd punch the syphilitic monkey right in his beard.

I've actually felt bad for beautiful women, they are more often objectified from a much younger age than the average looker. Some of the most gorgeous women I have known were in realtionships younger, impregnated younger, and henceforth become even cooler to women in general because they learn younger that there's

Mansplaination incoming... Brace for impact...

How is football any more of a profession than cheerleading... or any other sport for that matter.

also "bespoke".

"Serious question...does anyone watch enough porn to actually know/recognize a person in it?"

Yes. Yes they do.

Scrolling through these pics and I have to say, you appear to be by FAR the happiest person at that convention, Mark.

The people who are ruining the lives of porn stars are probably ruining the lives of pretty much everyone else too. When they're taking a break from streaming porn, that is.

So he's going to be the next new Fox News correspondent? that's how this seems to work.