You know what? I'm starting to think Nate is screwing with us.

See, while I understand the quirky beauty of that it would mess me up so bad because of Sadako and the 1000 Paper Cranes. I'd start crying. It does sound lovely though!

I'll do them one better! An ENTIRE DIMENSION, the second dimension, folded from a single sheet of paper! I'm asking $10,000!!!! It's a steal!

agree and here we go.

Yeah, comparing yourself to a character in a kid's book is not a good way to establish your credentials as a reputable journalist. Was Nancy Drew busy that day?

They have a female dog named Stella who's afraid of the pineapple and a male dog named Guinness who's not afraid of the pineapple.

Guinness is her other dog; she was hoping he'd come demonstrate the lack of pineapple-related danger for Stella.

Ah, they are definitely owners after my own heart then. Video and laugh, then fix the problem. ;) Thank you for sharing that!

Easy, remove either the dog or the pineapple then gradually reintroduce. I'd probably do a combination of both if this was my dog; remove the dog, move the pineapple to an area more conducive to the dog investigating it (as in, not the counter but rather a floor or low table the dog is allowed to sniff on). Then I'd…

All I can say is that I hope this ends peacefully. My thoughts go out to those involved.

then I guess the boys had better learn discipline quickly. It's not thewomen's fault if someone can't focus on the task at hand.

Whyyyy did we spend the whole day talking about Taylor Swift's birthday when it was Buscemi's birthday all along? Happy birthday, Steve! You directed one of the best episodes of The Sopranos and one of the best episodes of 30 Rock!

I like Felipe better because it has the matching number of syllables.

what a bitch the mom in your second story is! why didn't she just give the ex the dog? instead she agrees to drop it off at an animal shelter to be killed? bitch bitch horrible bitch.

OMG, I am SO GLAD that second tale had a happy ending. My heart was seizing up.

I once had a downstairs neighbour who went off his meds and very quickly became floridly psychotic— like shoving notes under our door detailing his work with Julia Roberts to subvert the CIA, wearing an open kimono (and nothing else) to practice his samurai moves in the backyard psychotic. It took several calls to…

I have seen these cases get UGLY.

But think about it.... When Keith Richards is sober he gets to face the full reality of being Keith Richards of the Rolling Stones. When Scott Stapp is sober he has to live with the fact that he is Scott Stapp of Creed.

"fatal drug binge, fueled by steroids, weed, cocaine, PCP, Special K, Crystal meth, and various Rx drugs."

There is an obvious, elegant solution to this crisis.