4. The cP is viscosity, the bit you quoted is specifying the type of spindle used for the testing and the RPM at which the mayo was tested. The more you know!

I was reading Deadspin's Funbag earlier today, and there was a post about what were the most "masculine" alcoholic drinks. The best comment said, in essence, that worrying about/feeling compelled to defend your masculinity is pretty much the definition of not being masculine.

I really want to know who it was lol.

I work in an urban library, and that wouldn't even make the top ten list of Wierdest Things People Have Been Caught Doing.

This has also happened to me, except I saw it through a window (after boyfriend no answer phone all night). I kicked in his door, pulled the girl off and kicked the shit out of her. I was like eighteen, dumb as hell. She was some girl from the college my town is in. I chased her out of the house half naked and…

Yeah - I was cheated on by a guy I was totally in love with, and we were pretty young and I'd lost my virginity to him. I was so, SO mad, and spiraled out of control and entered an abusive relationship soon after. I'm not saying he was to blame for the abuse, but he was to blame for the plunge myself esteem took that…

Yeah, like poly people keep that shit quiet at all, ever.

Do you really need it explained to you every time you encounter a person with an unusual name or nickname? You seem to have figured out on your own that Pumpkin is a person, after all.

Film is a kind of tape, right?

Yep. Caught the dude I thought I was going to marry banging someone. Red handed. It up there for sure on the "worst things I've ever experienced" rankings.

(Considering it was less than a month after my mom died, and a couple weeks after he accused me of cheating... I guess you can say I was in an emotional morass at…

This is why I'd rather live in a cardboard box underneath a bridge and a day old, stale piece of bread and a bottle of my own piss than have a roommate ever again.

I said "Oh, hell no! I thought I had someone down for Whitney." Then I left. Then I realized that I had forgotten my bag and went back. Then I went home and cried.

I caught a dude I thought I would be together forever with cheating on me. Like literally walked in and had to peer in close because I am hella blind and didn't know what was happening.

You should have entered this into the scary story competition.

Not so much "awful" as "bafflingly stupid", but while I was in the process of divorcing my first husband, his attorney called me up and left a long-winded threatening message on my answering machine. Yeah, the kind with a tape.

I once saw a very drunk, very confused young man trying to stick a beer bottle up his ass whilst crying. I was at a party and went to an upstairs restroom, only to see that monstrosity. When he saw me, he didn't stop, but just stared deeply and sadly into my eyes. I then gently closed the door and left that house…

I hate to imagine what happened to most of them.

"Whose last name you're honestly a little fuzzy on." It's okay if I'm fuzzy on the first name, too, right?

that "odd stress ball" is my husband