To this day, whenever I hear that song I think about watching it on my copy of Windows 95.

Nope. Just nope.

If they’re firing you by email on Saturday it probably wasn’t the greatest job anyway.

The urinals at Jerome Bettis’ Grille here in Pittsburgh have you standing in front of a 1-way mirror, looking out into the waiting area near the hostess stand. It’s....disorienting.

Are the bathrooms at Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse particularly known for their opulence?

Damnit, I’ve been craving a new gadget and have managed to quell that feeling until I read this article. I love my Chromebook, but this one seems superior in every way. The Core i3 version running Linux would be a nice little productivity machine.

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Why is it that the people who get all bent out of shape about OS vulnerabilities are the always the same people who have been endlessly clicking postpone on their phone/tablet/computer system update because they are worried about some nonexistent instability?

The Browns tried this last season and look where it got them!

visit only sites that use HTTPS

Butt hurt much?

Are they made by Samsung or Google?

I look forward to your next piece “I am a crotchety old man”.

So his dental practice’s website is slowed to a crawl, but it appears that they have disabled their Facebook and Twitter accounts. I hope this guy never practices dentistry again.

Sounds like she should apply for the open editor position!

The shadows are all wrong, and I can’t see stars in any of the photos.

No mention of all the chemtrails they sprayed while they were there?

That’s my reaction every February...It’s Valentine’s Day and I forgot to get a girlfriend again!

Won’t assholes troll this by intentionally dying over and over? I hope the global life count is set high enough to accommodate this type of bad behavior.

You sound like you must be really fun at parties