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I tweeted about this report last night. I couldn't tell if her teleprompter went down or if she was just flustered about Michael Sam. It certainly didn't look good. Either way, @ESPYs pretty much immediately RTed the Michael Sam image, presumably to cover their own asses for Deanna Kay's ineptitude. I don't think…

I wish there was some kind of easy way to tell how this conversation went down. I read a bunch of tweets and I'm still unclear on what was going on.

Ugh, this might be the dumbest thing I've read all day.

Here in Pittsburgh it's certainly not the liberals who are trying to fight the presence of Lyft and Uber.

Yea, I totally agree, she's got some expensive accessories. It's a function of her being in Silicon Valley though. Still, some of the bags featured here have like 10x the amount of things in them and probably add up to the same total value just with many many cheaper objects.

Here I was thinking it was refreshing to finally have a bag from someone who seemed normal and not like a hoarder who had to carry around everything they own.

And you are going to be the same guy who complains about Windows 9 being different and refusing to even try it because blahblahblahblahblah.

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The prison thing might be true, but in 1980 they renovated the 1932 facilities and added a few new pieces of infrastructure for new events. I'm trying to point out that if they did it right renovating the existing buildings there would be much much cheaper than building from scratch somewhere else.

I'm guessing Lake Placid would jump at the chance to host it again. The town still acts like it's 1980 Olympic fever.

There's nothing wrong with that, but in cases like this where no one wants to spend the outsized amount of cash to build a largely useless infrastructure, why not have the committee explore holding the event in a previous location?

File this under "Never Gonna Happen".

Why not a place like Lake Placid? It has already hosted 2 Winter Olympics and the infrastructure is still there. Not to mention the entire town is Olympic-crazy. I don't understand why it's so necessary to host these events in new places every 4 years.

If the world ends, how will they get on Pinterest?

I grew up near an Amish community in Northwest Ohio and German was definitely spoken regularly both in the home and in church. One of the families which my family was close to even got special dispensation from the elders of their church to travel by plane to Germany so they could learn about their heritage.

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