Did you just criticize our government with no fear of retaliation? Try moving to a country where they’ll chop your head off for saying some mildly critical things about the dictator in charge. Life is not a zero sum game. You’re operating on simplistic and naive assumptions. The whole world is evil. In the relative…

This comment string and customers who forget we’re not robots, we’re not a smiling plastic clown. Food service is an interesting business, yes people pay for a service, but at the same time it’s a service that requires a bit of skill, a bit of creativity, and a bit of madness.

Cookies are joy. I’m trying to figure out why y’all keep murdering joy before it gets a chance to grow up.

Unsolicited advice: Savor the moment. There’s always more to do. We’re nowhere near the finish line. But if you don’t celebrate the victories, you run out of energy for the fight.

Did anyone else watch this for an absurdly long amount of time?

#teamcat is pleased as punch.

I mean I get that getting married isn’t just about the wedding day it’s about the marriage but like. I thought it was sweet when people told me I’d make a beautiful bride, I don’t see what’s wrong with saying that. And I totally did make a beautiful bride. So there.

What kind of harlot finds it appropriate to have little cats on their knee socks?

Just want to state this. "People should not have children if they cannot afford them!" Well, as a small business owner-"Business should not have EMPLOYEES if they cannot afford them." That means you should provide a decent salary, health benefits and paid time off, especially for family/medical related issues.

Slutty kids lead to slutty adults and that is something I can get behind. Or under.

I got her back! Also, here's a bonus photo of her being EXTRA fucking gorgeous. Whenever someone is like "you sued a crazy drug dealer for your cat? Why?" I show them this photo. Could you say no to this face? I think not.

I'm confused about why it's called bone broth. I have been making broth with discarded chicken bits for...ever. Now it's suddenly this magical "bone broth".

When I saw "she really just wants to open..." I was really hoping for a bakery.

dear michelle,

No one threw a plate at an old man. I have a feeling you didn't do well on the reading comp portion of the SATs.

For reference:

the baby is me & the glorious dancing apes were those sentences

Hi, I just had post this reply so you could see it in your notifications. It appears some asshole has hacked into your Kinja account and is posting stupid and unnecessary contrarian posts with unnecessary semantics arguments.