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WTF. So if we just don't keep track of them, rapes will no longer exist, then? Well, problem solved. That fucker.

I was listening to a really interesting interview with Julianne Moore yesterday, and someone was asking her how she'd managed to be in so many amazing films, and she laughed and said (I'm paraphrasing here) that actually, she'd been in lots of turkeys, and that the truth was that actors (even really big stars, even

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My brief story was an elderly woman came in to our store and ordered a burger.

This makes me so proud, you have no idea.

I am a working cook, as well as an instructor at a culinary school in Canada. I regularly reference BCO in class, trying to prepare my students for the unbelievable fuck-wittery waiting for them out in the 'real' world. These poor kids have no idea what awaits them...

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By the way Jamie was just on Graham Norton again.

Did you guys see this

Girl's got valid points and Papa John's should take this seriously - their joking response was pretty inappropriate. That being said, their pizza is terrible and so I do reserve a little judgment for her for it being her "favorite pizza."

I love everything you are doing right now never stop.

but people need to realize there are selfish people in the world

Just to let you know, I earmarked my tax money to pay for this particular guy's pizza, so lay the fuck off. It's paid for, we got it covered.

The upside is that, if anyone has ever deserved a shitty tip, it's you!

Those ungrateful Poors. Obviously wasting money they clearly don't deserve.