1. I'm pretty sure she doesn't actually do the Photoshopping herself. Job creator!

en-gay-ged?

Holy shit, that George Clooney joke was straight up brilliant.

You say realism, I say rudeness.

Don't take my word for it. Go to the archives yourself and listen to the tapes. They're public records, and copies have been made. It's in there. I've heard it for myself. Nixon is pretty damn clear about what he wanted done to Barnes and how he wanted it done. You'd call Barnes a crook, but skip over the fact that…

...uh, you do know I'm a Texan, right? You do know I went to school at UT and was a member of the capitol press corps? Oh, and I did my graduate work at another Texas university in government and political science? Uh huh. I thought not.

When I got my first IUD it was recommended that I take a pregnancy test every few months, as I wouldn't have periods anymore and my endometriosis coupled with quitting mass amounts of oral and injecred hormones could explain away pregnancy symptoms. The wife of someone at my husband's work apparently went to get her…

Handling menstruation is a challenge that women face everywhere and falls on a spectrum, from the practice of chhaupadi in Nepal, to women feeling ashamed of and pressured to conceal their menstruation in North America.

You'll only end up getting high on your own supply and decide to take the rest of us out so you don't have to share.

I have an IUD and my boyfriend has a vasectomy but still when I got violently sick the other day I was like Oooooooh noooooooo! I'm totally knocked uuuuuupppp (please read that like Aziz Ansari as Tom Haverford) until I also remembered it was ride tide season. That's how much time I don't have for babies either :)

Am I the only one who read that as:

How will they report it? Easy — they won't.

Well yes, Fox is always right...

Well, my now husband and were having pizza one afternoon. After we were done eating, one thing lead to another and I starting giving him a good ol BJ. I was horny, so was he, so I got on top and started riding away, enjoying ourselves. Then I felt a slight burning sensation. I was like, oh whatever, it'll go away.…

Dislocated my jaw by yawning.

I yawned my face off.

Exactly. And we really don't know how much this girl is doing of her own free will.

It's a crappy situation. Letting her die is not the answer, though. She will die without chemo, and the fact her mom is "she's fine, she's not going to die" completely undermines the "I just wanted a second opinion!" part.

How about how much this poor girl has been brainwashed by her anti-science kook of a mother? Her cancer has a 85% survival rate is she gets chemo. If she doesn't, she'll die. Simple as that.

I think a better solution than showing them that photo is to just say, "Really? 'Cause my last boyfriend's dick was MUCH bigger than yours is, and he always wore a condom."

I dunno I've felt weird about the role this kid is playing since the first video. No doubt she is incredibly talented, but what is with the skin colored leotard, there is definitely moments in the other video she looks nude. And now in this video they add in a grown man she has to wrestle?I'm just like

I totally forgot until just now, but when my Dad last got married I caught the bouquet and then panicked and threw it at my sister's face. I dunno how to make a gif from VHS, but I'll find a way because that moment needs to be shared.