eyebrow game is on point in this relationship

just came to say that I love Roald Dahl. That was some memorable child lit, right there.

you seem a little mad about the grammar tho

Yes. "Honey, go toward the stranger with candy!"

I don't like white men who hold power and use it incorrectly. And of course you can speak, you just did.

Things have clearly been in decline since croquet fell from popular favor.

Conservative is one thing.

The irony of Phyllis Schlafly is that her life is actually a great feminist example. She's had a rich and varied career, doing basically what she wanted when she wanted, while still raising a family and building a media empire. It's enough to make you wonder if she's really trolling the right wing...like, when she…

ALTERNATIVE: CHILD ONLY WEDDING

My cynicism can't hold up. This is one cute baby.

Everyone else had a career except for the third girl in the jean shorts and boots. "Sport Fishing Enthusiast" So she hangs out at Bass Pro Shops all day and cheers people on when they buy fishing poles and lures?

#not all pinnipeds

Look, can we just call everyone an asshole?

Heck! When I read the title I thought this:

On a scale of 1-10, how guilty should I feel about the fact that I will probably watch the shit out of this?

That's awful, yo.

Caramel apple pops, however, remain delicious and generally not-fatal.