This one might be my favorite...

I'm moving to the UK in 4 months. I fully anticipate starting a black market for British candy for all of my friends and family stuck here.

My fiance is slowly learning NOT TO TELL ME TO FUCKING CALM DOWN.

I have the most supportive and loving fiance, but most of all, I have a kitten who makes me feel worthwhile no matter what!

This makes my heart so happy. I'll never see my rapist prosecuted, let alone sent to jail.

This fucking gets me. I was raped when I was intoxicated far past consent three and a half years ago. Even after therapy, and even with the incredible support of my fiance, I still really fucking struggle to not blame myself for "getting drunk/regretting it/crying rape." I still question whether it's my fault and I…

We're getting married in Orlando so that we can go celebrate at Harry Potter World the next day.

What if I tell my doctor that the sex was reeeeally bad?

I started cheering that they're setting aside that ridiculous bill (for now...) and then I stopped and realized how absurd it is that my threshold for feeling victorious is so low.

I'm sorry, but I'm confused about who's sorry about what now.

I'm moving to Yorkshire in a few months! I'M SO EXCITED.

Well...I guess I know why I got rejected from all of the sororities I rushed freshman year.

New retirement goal!

Doesn't this mean we should also recuse all of the justices who haven't officiated at a same-sex wedding?

I rushed an academic co-ed fraternity. One of the guys who interviewed me asked me out. It was awkward, but I said yes (because otherwise I had zero chance of getting in). The date was awful. Like he just sat there and stared at me. I never run out of things to say...but I was stuck talking about how much I love…

Clearly she should have be FLATTERED to get all of this attention. I mean, does she think she's TOO GOOD for this poor young man, who is CLEARLY just a nice guy (as evidenced by his true love for her and desire to take her home to his mother).

She seems like an awesome reason to start watching Reign again. I watched the first few episodes, but was expecting some attempt at accuracy and got frustrated.

Yeah...I couldn't quite wait as long as the doctor said, so I def took a test a few weeks after. I'm always super happy to see a negative, but I was REALLY happy to see a negative then.

My fiance forbade me to touch any of the furniture he hadn't finished building. I promptly ignored him and put everything together backwards, so he spent twice as long undoing my mess and rebuilding it.

Definitely late to the party here (and it's not even my story).