This is my nightmare. Even though I have an IUD and zero pregnancy symptoms and have been losing weight, sometimes I wake up and I'm like, "shit—what if I'm pregnant?!?! And about to have the baby but I didn't know!"

Not the only one. I reread it like 5 times in shock til I read it right.

Soon he'll write a book entitled, "If I raped 20+ women...but I didn't ;)"

I like how she has a boob zipper. Honestly, I was pretty into the outfit from the waist up, but this just doesn't look like it fits.

Ugh this is so true. I just got back from Pittsburgh yesterday (fiance is from 45 minutes away in the middle of goddamn nowhere). We spent a lovely NYE in Pitt, then off to the mountains! And half of the route back to godforsaken MD is just crazy country backroads because he doesn't want to pay tolls (and I don't…

Is this sarcasm? If so, lol.

My fiance's mother got remarried without inviting either of her sons (who were late teens/ just turned 20) at the time, and it's caused a huge amount of resentment. I don't think there's ever a reason to not have your own kid there/invited, regardless of age (unless they're just an infant and would really rather be…

Well if they said please, then you know it can't be rape.

Lemme just call up my rapist/various guys who assaulted me in college and give them an etiquette lesson. I really think that will help them see the error of their ways.

I've been gluten free for about a year. Not sure if I have celiacs, but I do get upset stomachs, headaches, fatigue, and general fogginess if I eat it, so I don't eat it. There are two things I hate more than anything now:

I've lived in Baltimore for 6 years, but my fiance is from Pitt. And we were in Pitt this weekend (at the Pens game).

My cat ate my desk calendar, so I now have no clue what my schedule is like until April.

I get massively and violently ill when I eat gluten. Visiting my doctor in January-yay!

"The women made me drug and rape them—I swear it wasn't my fault!"

Dear Bill,

This is cruel and inhumane.

I miss gluten. Gluten free pizza crust is just not the same and I miss breadsticks more than I ever thought I could miss anything in the whole entire world—Pizza Hut especially.

My favorite part is the kitty just hanging out and "helping" hold down the fabric while she cuts.

There should be a re-gray button, so if enough people press it, then the assholes go away...forever...muahaha

Back in HS, I took a crime and law class. We went to see a trial, and this lady decided to represent herself. I thought it was complete BS, and if I'd been on the jury, would not have been convinced. It was an assault, I think?