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This is killing me. Another one of those "hero mother dies after refusing lifesaving treatment to save baby" things is going around my facebook "friends." It's great that she made that choice, but that doesn't make a woman who decides to have chemo and an abortion a shitty woman.

Can someone puhhhlease tell the antichoicers out there this! You make me have a baby, you make it possible for me to have a baby!

I caught my fiance (then-boyfriend) trying to support some ridiculous Republican viewpoint, gave him a giant lecture, and told him that if he kept that shit up, he could say goodbye to hanging out naked with me.

Wait are you shitting me?!?! I just got mine inserted, and I totally wanted my fiance to be there, cause I was super nervous to have them sticking something all up in me, but he was like "rawr I am man I haz work" (not really, but he was super busy at work). They didn't say a word, except to be like, maybe don't

I don't know what your college is, but this sounds like one of the BYUs. My high school was the only school in the area Mormons could attend (because of their morning meeting thingy), so we had a pretty large Mormon population. A number of them are now married and raising kids, while still finishing their degrees.

I was watching with my laptop sideways, and then they switched it to horizontal and I was really lost and confused for a second.

I was thiiiiis close to getting that! And then I didn't and then I was too late #mylifeisfullofregrets

My fiance does this with tortilla. He says "tor-til-a," even though he knows it's "tor-tee-a." Drives me fucking insane. Aside from that flaw, he's pretty awesome. I just order for him at Chipotle now.

I want to say Arithmancy? I can't imagine a life without doing fun mathematics, and that's the closest Hogwarts has to it.

I do enjoy it now, although I usually only go back to it for new content. I used to duel quite a bit on it, but I've always been horrible at potions.

I guess I consider extra information to be...extra information. A lot of it is biographical anecdotes or background on certain aspects of the magical world, not like short stories with a plot. I'm not sure what the right term is.

This hurts my soul.

I was on Pottermore before it was cool!!!

Ever since the royal wedding, I've been hoping that I can be as adorable as they were at their wedding. The giggles. The glances. The "I love you."

"...they are not permitted to discuss actual contraceptive methods except to highlight their failures."

I'M SO EXCITED.

My doctor asked me how my pain tolerance was when I asked about it, then warned me that some people do pass out. Once I put my feet up, she saw that I had a couple tattoos, and she was like, "Oh if you can handle a tattoo, you won't have a problem with this."

I want to thank Jezebel for all of the IUD articles. Because of them, I decided to get one (Mirena) a month or so ago. So far, I love it. It's SUCH a relief to not have to panic about whether or not I took my pills at the right time.

Well I think it's pretty wonderful that they're all exes :)

Oh hey my ex did that! He told me to never tell him if another guy touched me without my consent, because it felt like I cheated on him.