Well, Rami did make those drapy togas for Madonna's backup dancers in the Super Bowl, so at least he's got that.

There was a perfect shot of Austin's face, though: a weird, confusing mix of hurt, angry, and wanting to comfort Mondo.

May I be the first to congratulate you, Mr. Handlen, on your amazing promptness in posting reviews? Truly magnificent, good sir.

I think that's mainly because no one expects it to be some serious, genre-breaking show, and it can take a break from the pressure.

Yes! Maybe they ran out of time, and they'll deal with it when they deal with Holly/Rapunzel/blutbad girl, one one glorious, continuity filled episode.

I think he hangs out with Eddie on off days, just talking about beer and food and girls and… whatever guys talk about, since Eddie called him on it last time. Though that could be wishful thinking.

I was really disappointed when that's the direction she took. I love FOtC, and seeing her return to that made me… sad. Like, can't she get any other work? She's adorable, she's funny! How does that equal stalker?

God, Adams is the worst. She just really annoyed me with all of her "We need to call Social Services!" which, yes, makes sense in a vacuum, but she didn't consider all the factors. And House should have fired her.

I thought they were porn magazines, initially, which was much worse.

I was getting some creepy vibes between Nate and Darryl, though it was a good awkward moment. There needs to be a storyline where he and Nate are somehow trapped in the warehouse and… I dunno. More Nate.

I think it's unethical because she was specifically asking people with Nielsen boxes, which… libels them?

Huh, I didn't even notice that.

Armed only with an empty gun and conveniently leaving any weapon-like objects behind.

If I could somehow marry Both Wash and Jayne…

I watched that with my sister when I was little (like, 8). And I was SO CONFUSED. I asked what the lump in his pants was, and she left.

Yeah, I had those all the time. Even now sometimes, because none of my friends watch any of the shows I do (and don't know who I'm talking about).

Mm, Lestrade. And even John.

WHAT. 
EDIT: Do you mean the comments or the article? I meant the article.

OK, no love for Wash? Or even the Doctor? Or Dr. Horrible? Or, I don't know, Ash from Pokémon (he was, embarrassingly, my first ever crush)?

Well, Mr. McFarland, I hope you really do play the bassoon. You could play it while watching Grimm.