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Jeff Dahmer died at 34.

I was off by 6,772 years. So sue me.

The Israel-Palestine conflict has been going on for literally ten thousand years or honestly maybe even more. I hope there is peace to be found but I highly doubt that Mr. Kushner will be the one to deliver it.  And I bet he doesn’t even want peace, considering the circumstances.

In theory: Shared love of ancient religious history.

Last night my mom asked me if I wanted her to tuck me in. I said yes obviously because that sounded nice. She told me to sit next to her on the couch and I did even though I wanted to go to sleep because I was so tired. She turned on the Tucker show on Fox News and looked at me and said consider yourself Tucked lol. …

Honestly don’t care if there’s voter “fraud” considering they are voter suppressors literally out in broad daylight and don’t care.

I know you probably didn’t even look at the article but if you did you’d notice that next to the guy in the wheelchair with no legs was a guy - fully operational - with a slingshot.

Umm IDF conducted an internal probe about that and found themselves to be not guilty.

Israel doesn’t have nukes.  That’s a conspiracy theory.

Literally why would you refuse to join the IDF?  Seems fun and relatively safe.

AOC you l8r.  Next!

Yeah we can talk about it, but only if you want a serious smackdown.  They started making that rule while he was still alive.  So, ipso facto, she was right.  Just because he died doesn’t mean they didn’t do that to make sure he couldn’t run again.

She doesn’t watch TV anymore she just does Twitter on iPad which made me quit.  She has like over 100k followers.

Keep in mind that Beto is a socilialist too. Bernie did a good job making it not a four letter word and getting it into the conversation. If he doesn’t win the nom - and at this point seems like he won’t - I’m really hoping that Beto get it.

Most trans are atheists.  Nice try GOP.

Idea - Healthcare is a human right and right now we’re letting some folks down. Gotta do something, gotta do something. Maybe if everyone didn’t hate Amazon so much they could do something, but we do so they can just scram. Imagine if your Prime account which you have and so do I was able to get you a doctor on say…

I wish those would just come out already so I’ve got some fresh ammo against my mom at dinner.

My mistake.

For those wondering, the background pic is of New Orleans.