Ha just figured out what maniacal meant.

Yeah well your parents probably aren’t both bigger and stronger and louder then you so good luck with that.

Literally no reason for him to step down and hand power over to the Republicans.  It’s bad politics. 

Looks like someone doesn’t want to talk about David Blaine after all. So weird how that works out? David Blaine was originally Me Too’d about a 2004 alleged claim of rape which was dismissed as not true, made up, and false.

Umm ok, you’re the troll first of all, second of all David Blaine is being Me Too’d about erotic dancing with some girls back in 1998 or something.

I’d take him over Trump.  I also think his grabby touches are way overblown.  #MeToo has gone too far.

Wah wah I’m talking to a baby.  Yeah well I can vote.

No she isn’t yours is! She actually supported Bernie but refused to vote for Hillary and literally hated Trump but hated Hillary more. I told her like twenty time to just not vote and she insisted to vote for Trump to rub it in Hillary’s face for cheating Bernie. She got so drunk on election night too. Like almost two…

Smelling hair is okay and fine. If it wasn’t then why do shampoos brag about how good they smell? Because people like their hair smelling good. I know I do. And if you smell it that just confirms I did a good job.

Yeah exactly.  Voting for Trump isn’t a thing unless you live in a cornfield or the woods.

Yeah socially conservative but economically liberal and they also vote liberal because it doesn’t matter how many churches you have if you’re broke.  Pray at church, pay at the ballot.

Literally don’t need to because if there ever were any conservatives there Trump just made them Democrats by way of intentional negligence.  Remember the paper towel?  He also ignored their many cries for help. 

What I really don’t want to live in the ghetto who does?  Not exactly controversial...

Literally don’t understand what this means. There are no Republicans in Puerto Rico or conservatives. That’s not a thing.  It’s a Caribbean island not Texas dessert. 

Greatest Hope #2: Everyone has to leave Puerto Rico because Trump can’t fix the island and they all go to Florida and finaly make it blue once and for all.

Talking with my mom last night at dinner and like usual it became about this kind of stuff because they voted for Trump and never let me hear the end of it.  I told her that people think he’s dumb, which is true because he literally is.  She told me that how did I even know that?  Then she said polls were fake news…

That’s actually a really good way to put it.  Sub optimal outcome.  That’s exactly what it was.

This is what happens when you let Taylor Swift choose your politicians.  

Eh, it’s a different world today. It’ll work this time. To be fair, it didn’t not work the other times.  It just wasn’t ideal or what people thought it was going to be.

Not a Hillary fan but didn’t this guy ruin her chances by reopening - for no reason - her email thing that wasn’t actually even a thing?  And he also promised us that Trump was going to jail which Mueller of all people disagreed with?  He should just keep walking down that road forever.