accelerationdeficitdisorder
AccelerationDeficitDisorder
accelerationdeficitdisorder

I think a lot of people notice the authoritarian tendencies of conservatives (be they sub or dom).

Hahahaha these fucking putzs should be exiled when this is all over.

When Trump was elected, I really hoped all the Republicans in Congress would refuse to kowtow. I saw it as an opportunity for both parties in Congress to actually do its job for the betterment of the country, and neuter Trump and all his bullshit and posturing.

Counterpoint: Fuck you and your ‘both sides’ false equivalency. 

I am an eternal, and sometimes extremely annoying optimist. And as such, I like to try to see the good in certain things. And lately I’ve been having this thought that maybe Trump has actually damaged the GOP in the long run. Sure they are getting their way right now, but young people are rejecting the party. They are

Fuck Ryan and his bullshit Cool Hand Luke “gotta help him get his mind right” justification.

It’s strange how long it took some folks to notice that Conservatives are willing to fellate whatever seems to be the biggest and loudest dog in the room.

Check his crawlspace. Yeesh, don't wanna know how many missing secretaries he's got in there.

Best Twitter reply I saw was “you wouldn’t know a Socialist if one threw a milkshake at you” (followed by “do they make you guys in a factory or something?”).

You’re not cheating on your wife, if it’s with a man. Doesn’t count! 

More “obvious” than “dark,” but he definitely jerks it to thoughts of AOC every single day. Too horny to be near a single woman? Afraid of the socialists? He’s definitely feeling guilty for fetishizing AOC.

Well that’s not sex, that’s just private bro time.

It’s not about his wife not trusting him. He can’t trust himself.

Probably while insisting "it's vonly gay if you're receiving" the entire time

Logic checks out so sure!

Choosing to not be alone with another woman is not upholding the Christian faith. It’s an excuse to discriminate against women (at best) and shows how much his wife doesn’t trust him to be faithful.

I mean, now it’s just good politics for him. Being able to tout his adherence to the Billy Graham Rule in a Mississippi statewide primary is already good publicity for him. 

You just know that this weasel has some serious dark secrets. Check under the porch!

“Radical communists dismantling America!”

So it’s fair to assume he’s having sex with any man he’s alone with.