I would seriously be fucking embarrassed to drive one of those oversized big ass bro-dozer trucks. Sure- if you’re a farmer like my Uncle who has to haul things like tractors, trailers full of cows, feed, and other things that weigh tons then sure. But we aren’t talking about that. We’re talking the dudes who buy an…

The bigger the truck, the smaller the dick. Science.

F-250? Hold my beer...

Lol except it makes a difference when the car is 2x normal size and still doing those same things.

This reminds me of one of my favorite past times....

If you love a big-ass modern lifted truck covered in bull bars and whatever, then wonderful, I hope you get the big-ass truck of your dreams and you drive it for many ecstatic years.

Judging by the trucks around here the drivers believe that a bumper sticker with the names Smith and Wesson on it make you tough. Now I would say the person who can survive life without a weapon is tougher but I’m a godless snowflake so what do I know.

4Runners are cool though. F-250s and Silverado HDs ain’t, unless you actually need them to do something (which most people don’t).

Did I hit too close to home? Show me on the doll where my comment hurt you.

I think everyone here would agree for any other kind of vehicle, but the trucks get a particularly bad rep because they make everyone’s life worse. A giant truck that takes up 2 parking spots and drives 30 over on the freeway is a legitimate hazard to everyone else, and unfortunately, that’s how they usually come up.…

Might be the first/only post of yours i wholeheartedly agree with. Well said. So, so many men out there (its almost always men) who think their brodozers mean that they, themselves are tough ass mofos. Narrator voice: it does not.

As a (converted) Texan, thank you for speaking the truth.

In fact, counter to what advertising and popular culture would have us believe, I’m pretty sure big modern trucks make you far less tough than old, tiny shitboxes or any number of other cars. I’ll explain.

I’ve been waiting for this.

This is the correct take.

Respect.

Before you can buy one of these penis extenders, you should have to take a parking test. If you can’t park the penis extender between 2 white lines on the first try, NO TRUCK FOR YOU!!!

Tough isn’t about being able to crush another driver to blood and twisted metal by driving over them while sipping a Monster Energy drink; tough is driving around knowing you could be crushed to to blood and twisted metal by someone sipping a Monster Energy drink, but going out and driving your ridiculous little…

Doesn’t Shaheen’s campaign just have to run that video clip (or audio clip) of Slamming’ Cory saying “Womp, womp” about a disabled girl’s being kidnapped from her mother?

I’ll only be too happy to vote against him.