Analyst would love it if Ford company could layoff every worker and still make money. However, said company would still not meet Wall Street expectations and would be valued less than Uber.

This is the kind of person who gets stomped to death by an angry mob.

Generally speaking the driver is an engineer and a conductor typically takes tickets and assists passengers within the train. MTA subway trains rarely have workers assisting passengers on the train as fares are paid upon entry to the station and the agency couldn’t give less of a shit about the passenger experience.

Has to be a Yankees fan.

As a person that commutes on the metro system, I’m surprised this doesn’t happen more often to be honest. Weird people like fukin with normal people and this would be a great way to piss off a lot of folks with very little effort. I’m mad at my commute on a normal day and I would be ready to murder a dude for doing…

More better.

young, male, wearing black clothing and white sneakers.

Same way with people merging onto the highway. There’s no room, you’re required to yield. But that’ ok, just shove yourself in front of me and come an inch from dragging the side of your car down my front bumper

No, I love New York City. I used to live there. Sometimes I miss it so much, I’ll fill my humidifier with urine.

my favorite part is when people try to push their way in when there is no room and call everyone else assholes for not making room for them. Its a good old time.

I lived there for three years. Like you said, it’s a great city to visit and a miserable city to live in. Very expensive, very isolating (despite being surrounded by 8+ million people), and very annoying to get around. I still have friends there, and love going down for a weekend, but I would never, ever live there…

Who could possibly be so nefarious, you might ask? Who in their right mind would dedicate so much time and energy to toy with New Yorkers’ commutes to work, school, doctor’s appointments? Who would have such disregard for the very fabric of society that he’s willing to destroy the one thing we have left, the safe and…

New York is amazing, and I love traveling there frequently for work and occasionally, pleasure. That said, I really do not see the appeal of living there. Eye watering costs, lack of comfort, congestion, broken infrastructure, etc. Again, I love the city, but unless you make north of $2M/year, it seems like a lot of…

FIFY.

If you’re commuting on a New York subway, sorry, but your commute was already destroyed. 

There’s a special place in hell for people who do stuff like this to royally screw up thousands of people by making them late for work/sightseeing/dates/etc.

Ewwww!! I’m trying to eat breakfast, over here!

And a Tommy Bahama shirt. No cred without. Bonus points for a thick tuft of white chest hair spilling over the top.

No kidding. This guy needs to learn from Bring a Trailer.