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You bastard. That is hilarious.

Although an off-center Cam will destroy a Ferrari.

John DeLorean was charged with drug trafficking in an effort to raise funds for his struggling company.

The automotive landscape was always made of about 80% of meh cars. That’s not going away.

That’s just not true. They’re becoming a rarity while there’s still plenty of 1990's Honda on the road.

RIP, John DeLorean.

At this point I wouldn’t be surprised if Mueller had Punisher-style computer countdown that sends all the evidence to the press if he doesn’t enter the passcode every 45 minutes.

Bobby Three Sticks has his hand on a dead-man’s switch, I’m almost certain of it. By that I mean: if anything should happen to Mueller’s role in this investigation, a shit-ton of sealed indictments will be unsealed. The AGs of NY will take up the criminal part of this investigation, and the clear trail of money

I get a lot of comfort from remembering that mueller is much smarter than trump and will have prepared for all contingencies.

I agree. Mueller is playing chess and 45 is playing Uno.

We all need to beg and plead with every young person we come across to please vote in November.

Congress won’t do shit if he goes through with firing all the people until he can fire Mueller.

Flake and Gowdy are retiring and have nothing to lose in saying anything and nobody except TV hosts takes Lindsay Graham seriously. Until a big, well-known Republican (especially Ryan or McConnell) issues a declarative statement and one with teeth, you should assume that if Trump gets rid of Mueller, they will do

How many red lines has he crossed already? Honestly he can clearly do whatever the hell he wants to, and unless Republicans pass legislation protecting Mueller and making him fully independent, we’re always going to have this hanging over our heads. They managed to kill the Congressional investigation, it’s just a

Jared in the Lincoln Bedroom with a Russian nerve agent.

Baron in the dining room with a candlestick.

I’m still on team Twitter and shitter induced aneurysm.

To be fair, we’re currently swamped by a raft full of edgeos who say ~outrageous offensive shit for cheap laughs and when called on it say “oh it’s satire can’t you take a joke???” But that’s clearly not what’s happening here.

I think I have another contender for what to call wypipo. Now stick with me here. “Gumps” as in Forrest Gump. I’ll list the reasons.

“(Sarah) was exemplifying the white privilege that seeks to change every conversation and divert it to a subject she wants to talk about.”