Ever since a certain person became President, she felt she needed extra armor down there.

Even though it doesn’t quite look like the Hound, I love the bucket of HFC in that cosplay.

I’m dreaming. But that’s what I would pay.

Lol.

I would pay for long flights. Seattle to Hong Kong or Sydney. Something like that. At twice the speed of sound for perhaps 4k round trip.

Possibly the most redneck sentence in the most redneck article ever on this site

Or walk into a Black church and shoot 9 people.

OH YAAAAAAS. (I’ve been riding that Schadenfreude high all damn day.)

Black people with good credit and salaries aren’t getting discriminated against anyway.

Congratulations, Mr. AndrosZ, on COTD! I would like to gift you with an Audi which this lovely lady will deliver if she can drive in those boots.

If only it were as simple as three key strokes.

Hahahahahaha! Michael I see you;-) You made this up; good work with the satire;-)

Anyone else hear a banjo in the background while reading this?

Every time I read this story it makes me laugh to the point of tears. I don’t know who is orchestrating all the craziness that is the world in 2018, but they have a sense of humor I have come to admire.

Very true. In the Doug Jones vs. Roy Moore contest, Doug Jones is the shit sandwich with the least amount of shit in it. In the end though, still a shit sandwich.

This might be the greatest single sentence I’ve rad on The Root.

Fuck, I like you.

The issue I always have with people talking about voting third-party, is that the third party candidates aren’t about jack shit either. This isn’t a “Democrats and Republicans and the two party system” problem; it’s a “white people run the federal government” problem.

It is an indisputable fact that some of the biggest banks in the world treat their black customers unequally.

We need more people of color being elected because fuck this shit.