Did you just roll your neckbearded face across the keyboard or something? No idea what any of that even means.

Ooo, he keeps going! Please continue!

Another one bites the dust ;) Please keep obsessively commenting to me.

Your comments disappear immediately. What’s going on?! You should definitely keep commenting, though.

For your own sake I’m going to dismiss all your replies to me. I’d feel so bad if people saw you making such a fool out of yourself. Consider this a mercy favor.

At least you’ll be able to re-up with that 1200 next week, right? Could probably buy a whole case. Just make sure you pay your mom back for the mmo subscription first.

Wow, obsessed over me AND creating conspiracy theories in his head! You’re almost hitting neckbeard bingo.

What are these phantom alt accounts? Let’s get some links. Popcorn is ready.

Won’t someone think of the opioid-addled sister fuckers like FragileRootBitchBoy?! They need help too, goddamn it!

I just didn’t know some total stranger would get so obsessive over my words to him on an internet comment section.

Also, than*

Says the guy responding weeks and months later because I live rent free in his head.

What is getting “worked yo”? You’re getting so worked up again you can’t even type words. Take a breather.

2 minutes. Why are you so obsessed with me? Let it go, Elsa.

And I was replying to your neckbearded brethren when your notification popped up. You know how the internet works, right?

That you’re a moron? I thought that was pretty damn clear.

Says the guy who doesn’t even get invited to parties because he can’t help but pass neckbearded judgment on women’s bodies and their motivations.

Someone’s still obsessed with me weeks later. It’d almost be cute if it wasn’t so creepy.

That’s way too specific to not be projection. Did you end up in a foster home or what?

Actually, it’s the fact that I literally haven’t seen “l33tness” since AOL in 1998, gramps. That’s what’s so fucking cringe. But no surprise you have zero self-awareness.

“you act like a twelve-year-old on Xbox Live when their mom couldn’t find a babysitter while she works the late shift.”

Oooo, delicious projection! 

Oh, seems I hit a nerve with the neckbeard insult. You doing OK over there? The Hot Pockets must be running out by now.

Fourth Kinja commenter gets dismissed. Get rekt.

I’m not surprised a backwater redneck like you is in such self-denial of the facts.

I feel so bad for literally any woman that comes into contact with you. I hope you get the help you need one day.