I rolled my eyes a bit when Liam walked on stage (yeah, yeah, I was a Blur fan). Then I thought about how a similar crowd here in Atlanta would react to a surprise appearance by Outkast. And even I’ll admit that “Live Forever” is a damn good song.

I never understood how people could think Jane Eyre was such a “romantic” story. He has his wife chained up in the attic. How was that supposed to help with her being “crazy?” How do we know Bertha’s crazy? We have only he and sideho’s word for that. And I hadn’t thought of JE in YEARS until I saw Taboo this spring,…

Well, on a positive note, thank you Bobby for reminding me how delightful Spy was!

I DUNNO AUNT DEB, WHERE’S YOURS? ALL I SEE IS A GIANT GAPING BUTTHOLE WITH LIPSTICK SMEARED ALL OVER IT! >:(

“Anyone remember The Love Below?”

Worth noting that if he’s talking about “women in villages”, he probably means indigenous Alaskans. So there’s some delightful racism in there as well.

...but then how can you have any pudding?

The gluten free thing is legit for a lot of people, too. Obviously it’s a fad diet as well, but people who have a legitimate disease or allergy can and do get very ill when they eat gluten.

Dear self-proclaimed male feminists: STOP fucking saying that you know women deserve rights and you know this because of how much you love your wife\mother\daughter\girlfriend\sister\whatever.

Dave rules

Halfway through the article (and thank you Bobby for pointing me towards this gift) and there is NO WAY that Hiddles’ family is ‘solidly middle class’. I hate the way English rich people always insist that they’re ‘middle class’ because they struggled to send their kids to Eton. If you can send your kids to Eton on…

no one in their right mind would ever fuck them?

When I saw the tweet, the first thing I thought was ozone. It’s hard to explain though, but I’d say it’s lighter than pungent.

SEE

No, definitely not chav in any way!

Sorry, no. Teenagers are assholes and need to be taught by assholes to become bigger assholes. Wait, that’s business school. Never mind.

I guess Flea is more of an Irish Spring man.

With larger rings, the assumption was supposedly that you were more likely to ditch the job after the wedding because a woman with a rich husband was less likely to care about her career.

The headline is a bit misleading. You should definitely experience living on your own in between living with roommates and living with a significant other.

Welcome, Bobby. Glad you’ve joined the club. I’ve been a member since middle school.