I submit ours, Janelle Monae:

I walked down the aisle to FOTC “Most Beautiful Girl in the Room”. It would also make a great first dance song

Stupid Git.

to everyone i know:

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT.

Who has to fuck the goat?

Fuck diamonds anyway tbh.

It sounds fair to me. They need to take care of their rape problem first though.

My father watched his mother stay with an abusive husband because she didn’t want her children to starve. Literally. He said that after she finally left, the lived without running water or electricity, and there were times when they went hungry.

Those little neck pillows and noise cancelling headphones are a must as well, for me at least. With anything over four hours, I find it's better to just "own it" and sleep and those help with that.

I knew about the Mysteries of Udolfo but didn’t know the others were real. Also, I decided to write a novel recently after some prodding from people here and read Austenland to see how these types of novels are done now (Austen is kind of my standard). There’s a bit there where the heroine reads Ann Radcliffe which…

Victorian postmen delivering Christmas cards wore red jackets so were nicknamed robins, so hence the association.

AHHHHH WHERE ARE THEIR FACES? Kill them. Kill them with poison or fire. Save yourself, window lady!

Let he among us who is not an ISIS devil lock the first cap.

So shoot me I did not like Pitch Perfect 2. I thought it was stagey and old hat.

I’m sorry, I believe you forgot MARK STRONG.

I love you Tooch forever and ever

You get me. Simply the best.

I’ll give you everything up to stand-up. That shit is a lot older than white appropriation of black culture...