oh hello Brendan Fraser

Good Lord, this like the Dr. Bronner’s soap bottle of suicide notes.

I love them! Even setting the symbolic meanings aside, they’re way better than bills for vending machines. I used to live in Canada where they have loonies and toonies instead, and man, one of the many things we could stand to learn from em.

“Indy” is Indianapolis; “The Race” is the Indianapolis 500, and the answer to “There’s more than ____ in Indiana” is “corn”.

I think we’re all in The Bad Place.

Bless you, Kelly. The holidays are my everything. I celebrate Winter Solstice, but the vibe of love and celebration dies right after Xmas when it’s dark and cold. I’ve always become deeply depressed in January February. As a New Englander, snow was my magic. Now with pollution we don’t even have it until January (it’s…

Well, we finally found out exactly what was rotten in the state of Denmark!

What about the ‘cunts’? Because I feel the dad would be right at home.

1.) Nobody from DC calls it the DMV.

This is everything.

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I started reading Jezebel pretty much as soon as you all started, when I was in high school! Jezebel helped me become the woman I am today - curious, critical, witty, and smart. I grew up and came of age along with the wonderful stories that peppered this website, as well as learning so much from the commenters. When…

I found Jezebel a couple years ago.. I think... its all a blur. I know this will sound super cheesy and corny but since I have lost the majority (ok, all) of my close girl friends over the years, due to distance, time and just generally poor communication on my part, it has really filled a hole for me. even though I’m…

Sorry, I just needed a little levity today.

Option the third: Tell that bitch “Peeeeeeeace!” Now your wedding has 29 guests which means one less person to not really remember having spoken to even once the entire night.

I loooooove (it’s a lot of O’s worth) the Cormoran Strike novels, even if the last one has left me extremely angry. But no way is Cormoran Strike that attractive.

Yeah but what snake’s tail ends like that? Usually snake’s tails are pretty thin. I’m thinking it’s a dragon. Dragon’s are big right now.

thank christ we can all stop talking about firefly now

Hop on google fi. I pay $115 for my wife and I, that’s financed phones, and 4 gb of data. I had jumped on first, while my wife stayed on Verizon. Her on Verizon alone, with financed phone and 2 Gb of data was $90 by itself.

For people that complain about gluten-free options being disgusting, you should have tried it ten years ago when there wasn’t aisles in the grocery store devoted to it! Now we can make a lasagna where you can’t even tell the difference Source: Have family members with celiac.