Because living in a brick McMansion 5-10 miles from anything of interest and the most culturally significant thing in the area being the first McDonalds in the metro suburban area sounds like actual hell to me.

Eighty-Six Happiness

Only one letter separates writer and waiter, after all, and the salaries are about the same.

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Lauren Duca (maybe) got drunk at a work party and did some stupid shit in 2015. It (probably) led to her moving on from HuffPo.  Since then, she’s gone viral and moved up in the world, but “everybody” (the media cliques running around on the east coast) still subtweets about her stupid shit. Jezebel’s tired of the…

Coincidentally, Lonely Master was 2/3 of my high school nickname.

This point cannot be underscored enough. I worked with a ton of men’s athletic teams during my college coaching and admin career. Without a doubt, the conduct of the coaching staff almost always dictated how the players treated me as well. If the head coach and the rest of the staff were respectful, the players…

If you think that is one of the worst things about baseball you have a much higher opinion of the MLB than I.

+1 reasonable take. Luis graying people out for dissent LOL

Look, I come to Deadspin for (among other things) the righteous takedowns of media outlets and figures for their hypocrisy and bullshit... but I kinda think you’re looking for something to get angry about here and missing the point.

Deadspin: “Hey everyone, look at this other media outlet posting an intellectually-barren, novelty puff piece! What a shameful fall from grace.”

Also Deadspin: “HEY LOOK AT THIS FUNNY BEAR!”

i wonder if he’ll get accepted to jale.  

Tons, actually. Most of what they did was “admissions counseling” which is code for filling out the applications for your kids and telling them what to write on their essays. Normal middle-upper class anglo privilege stuff.

The illegal bribe thing was a side hustle the Singer dude was providing for the super wealthy…

Or was she just photoshopped into all those valedictorian pictures. We don't really know how deep this conspiracy goes yet, do we?

It was so obvious that Montana’s sons weren’t real football players.

To Mickelson’s credit, his daughter was the valedictorian of her HS class. There was plenty of fuss made over him dropping out of the US Open in 2017 because he wanted to attend her graduation instead.

Who plays full court defense in a game like that?  He deserved to get picked.

No, I really hate their fans. 

Sure there is.  If he hadn’t defeated the safety features the car is supposed to fucking stop.

I’m just here so I won’t get disenfranchised.