If Enos was wearing an orange shirt when he left, it seems unlikely that anyone from Alabama would have been able to stop him.

RTR, MIA, BFD, FU CNS.

Does this mean that Nick Saban gets to wear the Turnover Chain?

No, “I would never leave an employer without telling them I was doing so. No ghosting here” is not a “blanket denial” of a news story. It is a textbook non-denial denial. What’s conspicuously missing? “Nick knew I was leaving.”

Where the fuck is Dan? String, where the fuck is Dan?

“I’m microchipped and still do football good.”

The common argument against gun control is that if you outlaw guns, only criminals will have guns. This is disproved regularly in Canada, a country that has pretty moderate rules regarding hunting weapons, but strict ones concerning handguns and automatic assault weapons.  If you outlaw guns, they become very…

“The name for your reservation, sir?”

One can say that Richie (•_•) / ( •_•)>⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■), went private....

When your name is Richie Incognito, what do you pick for your witness protection name? Dick Conspicuous?

Why does no one mention the two random dudes repelling down the side?

Imagine if there were some system that allowed the battery to be easily swapped, maybe a door or some type of removable cover?

Or... Maybe the billionaire demanding the stadium can pay for all of that shit himself?

Every time I look at that picture, I have to remind myself that this is what they actually want to do. It is not a picture from The Onion mocking new stadiums. A professional architect has, in real life, suggested that Snyder’s new football palace should have a surfing moat and rappelling stations. Because there’s no…

One, Barry didn’t buy the crack. It was provided for him by his girlfriend in the sting operation. Two, if you were a real washingtonian you would have seen the full unedited tape that shows her repeatedly saying “smoke this or we aren’t fucking tonight.” Barry did get set up by the fed, which pissed off DC residents,…

I still can’t quite grasp that we may never see the fully realized JNCO’s Surge Stadium (Sponsored by: No Fear).
It was gonna be super bitchin’, bro. 

So, I live in Hawaii, and will note that this is a more common mindset than you’d think, given the “blue state” credentials Hawaii is known for. The military, the flag, the Bible and football run deep in enough people here that it scares the crap out of me thinking about the discipline that is used in some households.

Unfortunately this is pretty common in Polynesia. I served as a LDS/Mormon missionary in Samoa and physical violence towards women and child was the norm. I still remember one time during the middle of sacrament meeting, they were having fast and testimony meeting. This occurs once a month, members start their fast…

1. Beat your kid.