Protesters smashed a Starbucks Coffee window, vandalized a parked limousine and later lit it on fire, and lit a bonfire in an overturned garbage can.

This is the trending story on FB? Really, America? Not the fact that the ACA will be repealed thanks to the 227 assholes we call House Republicans?

theres something inherently masturbatory about manipulating parts of your body with someone else in mind.

How fucking dare she?! I bet she was going to use the force of law to steal your guns, religious freedom, homophobia, islamophobia and misogyny too.

So I don’t have to light my home with whale oil just because I’m from Massachusetts? That’s going to save me some money.

Forced, coercive sentimentality. As a satanist, the idea of having any funerary rites over anything that was at any time a part of my body is offensive to my deeply held religious views.

Because they’re a) going to make the parent/s pay for it, when they probably couldn’t have afforded to have a child in the first place or b) they make the facility pay for it, taking funding away from oh, I dunno, cancer research, palliative care, pediatric medicine, neurological research on Trump supporters and gun…

I still don’t want him to get the death penalty. I don’t think him being killed makes anything better.

Does that make Pence the fries?

There’s no chance that wasn’t on purpose. Pro-level shade.

...short-rib burger blend molded into a sad little meat thing, sitting in the center of a massive, rapidly staling brioche bun, hiding its shame under a slice of melted orange cheese...

vegan chicken parmigiana

I’m 99% atheist unless I’m mid scratch on a lottery ticket but I swear I am praying to every god I can google to make the miracle of a Jill Stein vote challenge happen and a Putin the Poisoner hack discovered. Glory be to the father the son and the holy recount amen.

And what is with the Stepford fucking hair?

“Instead we got a guy who can’t find his asshole with two hands and a flashlight.”

You were fine until the last eight words. Remember you’re talking about Democrats here, if there’s a way to fuck it up we’ll find it.

I miss Mitt Romney. I don’t agree with him on any policy or social issues, but I always thought his heart was at least in the right place. Out of touch? Sure. But he seemed like a good father, faithful husband, seemed smart.

I don’t how to feel about it. One minute I’m laughing so hard I pee, and the next I’m so terrified I...pee.

I’ve voted in about 20 elections in the UK. I’ve never queued, never taken more than 60 seconds.