I had a dream over the weekend that Melania was selling beauty products out of the White House, QVC / HSN -style.

Ditto! High five, etc.

Four flights without incident! Thanks! :)

Shut up, I’m flying tomorrow.

I suspect Ben Carson will fall asleep on the way to the voting booth. Or fall asleep in it. Or take a too long nap and miss voting all together.

They’ve always been a trio. Matt Skiba of Alkaline Trio replaced Tom. Just three. Only three.

Not sure. Didn’t do it consciously. Do you think it makes a difference? Serious question; interested in your take.

Ugh, I can’t stand Sanchez. She had this horrible mailer with her and her husband at the Angels field and she’s running the bases in heels. It was so tacky and just, weird.

Thank you. I couldn’t remember from where I recognized him.

I don’t know what makes this kid stupider - the fact that he did this, or that he did it in the age of the internet in which HE’LL NEVER LIVE THIS DOWN. What a dipshit in some many ways.

It’s because we have the collective attention span of gnats.

These look like that horrible boot I had to wear after getting foot surgery. And to think, I enthusiastically chucked that shit in the trash when I was finally allowed to wear actual shoes, I could have been setting a new trend?!

My English teacher in high school (junior year) pulled me out into the hallway so he could tell me, “You’re acting like a real bitch.”

Reign drives me nuts with its portrayal of Elizabeth as whiny and weak.

Corporate profit is far more sacred.

Chris Brown is a POS misogynist. Bye.

Worst fake relationship ever. Not even a little convincing.

You win. I also lived in Montclair (I can’t even remember how to spell it, is that right?) for a few years. Sad! ;)

Woah, woah, woah. I grew up in the Inland Empire (Ontario) and now live in the East Bay (Oakland).

Iced tea all over my keyboard. Thanks.