So relieved that the jury foreman situation did not save this guy. A second chance to do the right thing and they took it. Good job, society.

“I’ve very excited about because I fucking love Domino’s”

It usually means they are annoyed if they are really thumping it. Just a gentle swish is fine.

This is a cat who just does not care.

From the way his tail is lashing, I would guess that Bob is seriously considering sinking his claws into that hella expensive lace.

It is super telling about every single one of your privileges that you brush off his dangerous racism, misogyny, ableism, Islamophobia, xenophobia, love for murderous tyrants, and ignorance with a mere “...worse for some people, but calm your little heads”. Seriously? Get stuffed.

If you are holding up the line trying to get your bag out of the overhead compartment WHEN THE PLANE IN ON FIRE you deserve to be trampled...IMHO...ETA Shit, now I’m crying....

Kara. Is Tweet Beat gone forever? Am I going to have to spend time trolling various celebrity accounts myself every day now? If so, I am going to have to make a few serious life adjustments.

Wait, what happened to Tweet Beat, anyway? These daily Open Threads aren’t nearly as fun.

Breaking news: white man with lots of privilege cannot handle losing contest. Just wants things handed to him.

As long as your fetish doesn’t hurt other people, I don’t care. Get on the internet, go find your fetish tribe, and you do you.

So weird—I heard she’ll be 45 in January.

“Wellness check”

I feel like collegiate Greek life would be much safer for everyone if it just involved eating souvlaki and moussaka and going to really long Orthodox church services.

Jet fuel can’t melt airplane arm rests!

but people will believe there are snakes on a plane

In a recent conversation with friends we all agreed Bob Dylan was the most overrated musician of all time.

“The pop-punk group (which is now a trio because Tom DeLonge has begun focusing his career on exposing our government’s alien cover-up)...”

History and old records are awesome. And weird sometimes. Kind of like people in general!

Something like this happened to me when I was thirteen. I was groped in an elevator by the father of a classmate. I never told anyone except for a couple of friends when I was in college. I feel people will dismiss this woman’s account because “it’s not like he raped her,” or this does not “count as assault” or maybe…