So you’re saying he seeks out the truth/facts first before making assumptions.

I love her fashion but this last album was terrible. Just looking at her singing reminds me of how bad she is at singing now.

Seems like we’re missing the obvious solution to all this misery by not allowing Barry to remain in the driver’s seat as dictator. Kind of surprised nobody has thought of this yet.

Trump is incapable of dealing with a woman his age on a level playing field when she doesn’t work for him, sleep with him, isn’t in a bikini, and is smart and capable. He just has no idea how to deal with her - so he doesn’t. He attacks Bill, who’s a man. Now he can attack Obama. He is attacking AROUND her because he…

Michelle Obama, Mother of America has a nice ring to it.

Alright, I don’t love monarchies, but I say we turn the First Lady position into one and let Michelle have it until she wants to hand it over to Sasha or Malia.

I played sports in high school, and we did not talk that way about women in the locker room.

She’s suggesting that her husband can’t stand up to peer pressure from Billy Bush. That might be more damning than the misogyny.

Fuck Susan g koman

Girl, it’s not a Grammy, you can’t just dedicate it to your momma.

Yes, please, waste your vote.

evangelical host Pat Robertson said that Trump was “just trying to look macho.”

Was there a point she wasn’t mad? Or surrounded by madness?

I just tried liking Ice T’s tweet on Jezebel.

Trevor Noah nailed this one perfectly: there is a massive difference between using obscene language to talk about your totally consensual sexual experiences and talking about sexually assaulting someone. Is the first one kinda shitty, depending on the situation? Yea. Do your friends probably want you to shut up…

“Louie Gohmert started eating glass!”

i was surprised by how much i liked the pilot

Also

sometimes my cat looks weird

Press conference this morning on NPR - 8am, Orlando. Scott: “People will die. There will be deaths.”