Colin Firth (and my totally real boyfriend, Taron Egerton) says Stronger In, I’m with Colin.

Instead of educating myself on the issues, I saw JK Rowling tweeted #StrongerIn, so I support GB staying in the EU.

And if anyone comes on saying that gun laws don’t work cos of this they can kindly go fuck themselves.

Depressed?? Being depressed after a breakup fucking sucks, but it’s normal. You eat too much ice cream, are maudlin around your friends, maybe have some ill advised hookups or drink too much, listen to sad songs on repeat, and you get. over. it.

I swear to god, there should be penalties for people whose guns are used by family members to commit crimes, and no one under 18 should be allowed to handle one.

I feel terrible for thinking “big money big money big money no whammies big money no whammies!” When I heard his house was raided, like give me hard core gay leather daddy porn and a gimp in a tool shed. C’mon this dude is no fucking Saint.

Oh his house was raided?

I grew up in a rural area. I’ve shot rifles, shotguns, revolvers, semi automatics, and black powder guns. My family are all gun owners, multiple firearms per person in fact. I am not a gun enthusiast tho...I guess that gene passed me by. Maybe I’m an adopted Canadian??

Gun of the week?????? WTF!!!! Its not a freaking sandwich

Persky made a controversial evidentiary ruling which allowed the jury to view seven photographs of the alleged victim “partying about a year or so after the alleged gang rape. In the photos, she is scantily clad, wearing a garter belt and what appear to be fishnet stockings.”

I’m guessing some kind of long Las Vegas bender that included both a tour of the Hoover Dam and the Luxor Casino

She does realize that alternative history is a genre of fiction and not an actual discipline like history, archaeology and anthropology, right? Right?

What I’m getting out of this is that someone took Megan Fox on a tour of a power plant and told her it was the Great Pyramid of Giza.

*high ranking official to other high ranking official*: "Hey wanna fuck with some gullible Americans today?"

Wife Swap:White House Edition.

What I find the most disturbing about TrumpsterFire is his sheer lack of intellectual curiosity. He literally takes pride in his ignorance and figures he can bluster his way through. People voting for him are essentially going to a surgeon who's training coasted of a few games of Operation.

Brilliant. Clinton is so much better than she’s given credit for. She’s intelligent, thoughtful, and experienced. She’s made mistakes, but so have we all. Plus, she’s learned from them, which unfortunately cannot be said for Trump.

My time in grad school, as the only female grad student in the History dept., was spent giving “the woman’s opinion” on every issue.

Just trying to hold on to my sanity rn. Feeling like maybe I need to go live in a cabin in the woods forever because everyone is awful and I cant internet anymore.