I can’t even make fun of these kids because I probably wouldn’t make it past the first round of these things. Celebrate however you want, kiddos.

Pot-bellied pigs are adorable! In someone else’s house.

Kylie had been bankrolling Tyga for well over a year”

“...as natural and authentic as the pair of tits I plan on buying at 40...”

Justin Long’s hair is TOTALLY a skinhead girls hair cut. Bravo!

You fucking, stupid, careless asshole. Usually? Usually?

Omg. home schooled religious nut. Fucking oklahoma idiots elected him.

The interest you pay on that shit will be around long after the clothes have dissolved in the washing machine.

ooooooooooooohnooooooooooo

Forever 21 hundred dollars in debt

Ok. So don’t vote for Bill Clinton.

Well yeah, according to Trumpism. Trump would make a better president than Hillary because it was her fault she got cheated on by her one husband, while he cheated on all of his wives, save Melania (as far as we know). The natural extrapolation of that philosophy is what you said.

Mariah partly gets a pass because she’s a megatalent, and partly because she’s so damned funny about it.

Oh, honey, Mariah has been the shadiest bitch in all the kingdom since Xtina was prepubescent.

Mariah is coming for Christina’s crown...

Mariah is the queen of shade and I understand what was trying to say/explain. We cant all be friends and hang out buddies. She does not know her like that.

THIS IS LIKE WHEN RYAN COMPARED BLAKE LIVELY TO BEYONCE. SOMEBODY GO CHECK THE WATER AT THE REYNOLDS HOUSEHOLD BECAUSE THESE FOOLS ARE TRIPPIN.

Today is the first time I was curious enough to check the coordinates, and it’s a random wheat field outside Denver. Betcha a dollar it’s a connect-the-dots when it finishes.

Texas’s most important value is men and women pooping in separate facilities?

so do i need to change the quote now?

“Why can’t women be honest and just tell a guy no?”