i want to slap everyone around me bc of that unicorn dress i just dk what else to do w myself

LITERALLY ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOVIES BOBBY.

If I ever have kids, I’m not going to allow them to watch anything Disney. It’s Game of Thrones for them. Valar Morghulis, ya little monsters.

Joanna, Joanna.

Are you sure the colon lockdown isn’t because this isn’t enough food? This doesn’t seem to be enough to eat for a week.

Malek is cute but Oscar is beautiful. There’s no contest, really. Sorry Malek fans.

I keep forgetting to call it a science oven!

I told you not to put metal in the science oven, what did you do that for?!?

Also, MTV hasn’t shown a fucking video in like 20 years!

She’s not exactly an “incrementalist” on foreign intervention: she’s an active, enthusiastic participant. She’s not an “incrementalist” on Wall Street regulation; she’s more “how little can we do while still not looking like we work for them?”.

Warmongering is not progressive. Doing coups is not progressive. Supporting corporate interest that go against the public interest is not progressive.

I would think objecting to a neoliberal warmonger with no discernible progressive opinions would kinda fall in there.

I don't think Bernie can take credit for progressives hating Hillary. That kind of goes with being progressive.

i ate some cherry poptarts. i’m feeling much better already.

god she’s gorgeous. why don’t i look like her.

The moment she picked up the slide my wife screamed at the TV

Oh I’m sorry, I think you have an error in your headline. That’s Dr. Gloria Nathan you have pictured up there.

I don’t know, Molly! Why’d you change your name?!?!!!!!!