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Jesus, i get nervous ringing in a poppyseed bagel as a blueberry bagel (same price, but the blueberry one is on the first screen of popular items)

Air Canada flight attendants are straight-up mean to everyone, all the time. It’s definitely a job requirement.

I first noticed Letitia in her Black Mirror episode and I was blown away by how she effortlessly projected coolness and badassery. I’m excited so many good things are coming her way.

This made me cry at my desk. Thank you for your writing, Mr. Harriot. You are always enlightening me.

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I’ve loved this musical since I was a kid and I HATE musicals. I’m not even religious. It’s just fucking cool. And Judas has always been the real star. Carl Anderson, was played Judas in many productions, including the movie, was every superlative.

THIS!

Also Sean Bean. He has 84 ex-wives to support and somehow, none are me. And I’d sign a pre-nup. Just putting that out there, Sean.

It’s just a peppermint mocha frappuccino with a bunch of bullshit on top.

SO much of this hits home for me. Thank you from the bottom of my heart for writing this. I’ve suffered from panic disorder and depressions ince I was 10 years old. Neither was properly diagnosed until I was in my early 20s. I finally felt “normal” once I was on the right meds. I didn’t care that I was sleepy most of

I’m a 38G and I’m done. They look pretty great, but they are officially more trouble than they’re worth. I’m having reduction surgery next year. My surgeon thinks a D is possible, fingers crossed.

This was one of the most horrifying crimes in American history. It’s been coveredenough by documentaries, true crime shows and awful films. Jesus, let these peoples’ memories rest in peace. Sharon Tate was truly one-of-a-kind. By all accounts she was as kind and gentle as she was beautiful. No one should be playing

You just need to move Thanksgiving to October, a much more harvest-y time of year, like us reasonable Canadians.

Beth really died of strep throat. Source: my friend, who did not offer any sources.

Fried. Mashed. Potatoes. Slathered in gravy.

I have massive boxes of beauty products that pile up from my Glossybox subscription and Sephora samples. I make my friend Vanessa (a makeup artist) come over every six months to sort that shit out for me because I get completely overwhelmed. You need a Vanessa.

THIS fucking guy. I am glad when any rapist gets called out and caught, but a scientolo-rapist is revolting on so many unique levels that I NEED THIS MOFO TO GO DOWN.

If this were true, everyone in the Netherlands would be DEAD.

Melancholia!

Green Room was one of the best movies of 2016, period. The realness of the neo-nazis in the placid Pacific Northwest is fucking terrifying.

He financial troubles were in the early years of GoT, IIRC, and back then she was making MUCH less. In season 1 Peter Dinklage was the highest paid actor at $150000 per episode.