Hm.

Exactly.

We’re not shocked that Kris Jenner isn’t completely honest, are we?

Good old Kim, making sure she’s the one who is still front and center, even when the news has absolutely nothing to do with her.

I’m so bored of people mistaking me for a serial killer.....wait a minute...

I do have some southern ancestors so I might have slave owners in my family tree. I’m not sure about that. I’d have to dig a little deeper.

What’s his name? I want to read about him.

My grandfather was probably definitely a Nazi.

I have a feeling that this got pitched as “Gail Collins and Lily Tomlin,” (which is a show I would watch all f-ing day) and got MASSIVELY downgraded. Dowd and Cummings was the last stop before Douthat and Carrot Top or Friedman and Gallagher.

Jesus, Maureen Dowd, seriously an HBO pilot. Here let me give the 10 second summary of virtually every Dowd column: “Democratic Men aren’t manly enough, Democratic Women are too manly, what’s wrong with my dating life. Random pop cultural reference or digression demonstrating a complete detachment from reality.”

I feel like I’m one of the few people that download all their music from iTunes. I probably spend about $10-$20 a month, which really isn’t a lot and just makes my life so much easier than trying to finagle a way to get free music. Also, I like having all the album artwork on iTunes, for some strange reason.

I would purchase a Martha Stewart vaporizer. As long as the pattern is a cute floral or something.

OK. Well... let’s take it back a few steps?

Does she have a good record (voting record) with gay people? The only thing I can think of when I hear Clinton is DOMA and Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell. Granted, that was her husband, but assumably, she supported him.

I worked in a small "Greek" restaurant while I was in college. (I use the term "Greek" lightly because we served cheese fries and fried mashed potatoes with our gyros. It's the south, what did you expect?)

I love manatees. I would be so happy if one swam close to me. This girl doesn't know that she's living the dream.

As a native Floridian, I would pay good money to see a movie where Spring Breakers are gummed to death by a manatee.

I haven’t read that one. I got so impatient and irritating with all the muckraking that I finally had to walk away. It’s just ... damn ... I’m so tired of muckraking, really.

It’s already going on over at Gawker. “Here is an email that could be a problem HAD HILARY ANSWERED IT!! We don’t have any evidence of it. Yet. But, we’ll keep looking. Sure! No actual laws were broken, by by cracky, we’ll make it happen!!!”

Well the staffers spoke to a tell all author, so looks like the Clintons had a reason to be paranoid after all.