She just looks like she's thinking. I have a bitchface and I do that all the time.

Bet he didn't think he'd have to deal with the "...or worse" part quite so soon.

I feel bad for her hair because you can tell how much they had to chop off because of the bleach. :(

EYEBROWS. What is happening there? Is this a trend? Is everyone going to go for Eugene Levy's look now?

my point wasn't to fault Kidman but the fact that Cruise (Scientology) kept the kids from her for so long. Not just now but when they were kids as well. She always looks so sad when asked about them.

Animal crimes? Guh?

Yeah but my house has one major advantage over Kylie Jenner's: no Kardashians or Jenners live in my house.

Right? I have a waist! You'd see it if they didn't keep trying to dress me like a Scooby-Doo villain.

NEW HAMPSHIRE DOESN'T HAVE AN OFFICIAL STATE HOT DOG??????

Because how else will they get people to watch this show when one of two leads is a woman. Gotta keep the bros happy.

We all agree that's photoshopped armpit hair, right?

Oh hai gun barrrullll...

Hope you love overwrought pregnancy-related poetry because Amanda Palmer is expecting a baby.

She looks like Goldie Hawn in a wind tunnel.

Oh, man. I besmirch bespoke.

Seriously. It made me think of Invader Zim: "I AM A NORMAL HUMAN WORMBABY!" Sure you are, lady. Now take those headpigeons down to the office.

Last week I explained the Kardashians to my husband while we were doing errands. He returned to the house more confused than ever.

I'm so sorry to hear that, you have my deepest sympathies.

My dad told me once about a guy he knew from the local bar, an organ player, who had a lion at home.

I'll be referring to mine as the 'Velveteen Rabbit,' henceforth.