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"Jennifer Aniston: 80, alone, and PREGNANT WITH TWINS - 'she's overjoyed, calls it her "little miracle"' says source - Jealous Angie plans to adopt 4 children in response"

I also appreciate that the same people who advocate for discrimination against Muslims and Arabs are outraged that the First Lady didn't show proper respect for Islam and Saudi culture.

Oh, please - if Mrs. Obama had worn a scarf, FOX would have gone apeshit and called her a Muslim.

I've only ever heard of either of these women on Jezebel. I'm OLD and unhip. I still have no idea who either one is, or why they are famous, or anything.

Marilyn is all of us.

"I almost foam at the mouth in disgust, but I try to be pleasant."

She knows what the song is about! Everyone who has heard it or sung it knows what the song is about. She made the huge error of giving people a little credit and not explaining the meaning of the song. She was on Tavis Smiley for Christ's sake- she didn't think she needed to be that pre-school in that setting.

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My toothbrush is fairly well protected, but when I get a moist dollar bill in change back from Wendy's, I die a little inside.

For someone who was so good at constantly reinventing herself, she has done a shitty job as reinventing herself as a mature woman.

It's so boring and predictable how everyone here feels to supplement their (valid) distaste for Allen as a person by patting each other on the back for sharing the belief this his movies (which they've invariably seen about 4% of) are bad, overrated, psuedo-intellectual, etc etc.

We should start a club. I am constantly amazed my life isn't a train wreck from some of the choices I've made. I'm so thankful that I was able to realize what I was doing to my life and make some serious changes in time to avoid getting permanently stuck in a very bad way of living.

I'm not embarrassed because I was young, really young. But the dude I lost it to was a loser d-bag to say the least. He went on to impregnate several women and serve some time in jail. Seriously y'all. Sometimes when I look back on my life it doesn't quite seem real.

I found my first one in a shopping cart at the grocery store. I was so excited to see one in the wild!

an old lady handed me one a few days ago. She said this could do you some good dear. It was called is Allah like uh you, it's about why I should leave Islam and embrace jesus...I was like ummmmmm I'm Mexican.

Very true. Although I used to go to a military surplus store in Texas that had a WHOLE RACK. It was astounding.

One of my very favorite things is Chick tracts. I should probably get out more

I don't care what you say, Jack Chick showed me the truth.