I always assumed she just licked her eyeballs periodically to keep them moist.

I could sort of understand that someone might possibly watch their silly shows as a time-waster (not me, I got better things to do), but to actually say, “I’m a fan...” of any Kardashian is difficult to fathom. Who are these people? How do they manage to get around in life—tying their shoes, opening doors, etc.?

And “Purple Rose of Cairo” and “Broadway Danny Rose” are both very sweet.

Yes, MIHOP vs. LIHOP or even LIH.

That’s exactly my take, as well. Most of the Jenner children and the ex-wives were pretty unabashed during the interview. The Kardashian bunch seemed to be waiting to see which way the wind was blowing before they went too far out in their support. How will this affect our “brand”?!?!?! Gag.

It kind of came off that way in the end, anyway.

Well, maybe she wanted to make sure it was going to be to her advantage. What if the interview hadn’t gone well? Yeah, I’m a hater.

Oh, wow. It never occurred to me to Google the guy. I knew he had memoirs, because I read a copy as a teenager. My recollection of the body count was off (or my reading comprehension back then). He attempted murder seven times, but was only successful three times. He sounds a bit braggy for a guy who was a lousy shot.…

I’m not a direct descendant, but I have an uncle several generations back who might be labelled a serial killer today. Not a huge body count—5 or 6—but respectable for the late 1800s.

Damn, just when I was going to pitch my Peggy Noonan/Victoria Jackson idea!

I heard a comment – a joke – about the Tidal press conference being an Illuminati moment. If there was actually an Illuminati, it would be more like the energy companies. Not celebrities that gave their life to music and who are pinpointed as decoys for people who really run the world. I’m tired of people pinpointing…

I occasionally use the free version of Spotify to help me find stuff to buy on iTunes.

Liberty of London, of course!

Did she? Laura Bush was pro-choice.

Including tandoori spice pizza! Yeah, I frequent one of those.

So, Kardashianian, basically.

Ugh. Gawker. Hillary mistakenly replied to an email about DRONES—DRONES!!!11!!1—with some stuff about furniture. Oh, sure the email was about a published AP article about drones, but DRONES!!!11!!!

Rand Paul, age 52, is easily the most conventionally attractive of these candidates.

“Rosemary’s Baby” was a documentary!

Yeah, but look at this photo from when he was younger (possibly pre-op).