Oh, no, my dear—those are PRESIDENTIAL SEAL socks.

Can Crocs really overcome this?:

Ingraham has always struck me as a mental case. A big wad of twisted denial of something. Who knows what?

arglgerlglghehrg...

Not saying it's bad, but this is certainly the squeakiest song I've heard lately. Were they all huffing helium?

I don't know what that is, but I wants it.

Ack! Give it a couple more years, he's going to look like Brother Theodore.

I’m pretty sure it’s been established that life can be pretty bad for TV star kids—due to bullying or whatever. Too bad Gary Coleman isn’t around to talk to him.

The Golden Child know all, but he really should stay off the twitters and work on that dissertation before his mom gets mad.

Maybe he assumed there was a 24-hour grace period on that?

Yeah, or straining to hear or otherwise comprehend a conversation.

What's that he's wearing? Is he going to get some highlights or just a bang trim?

I have no use for her at all, but she had really gorgeous hair. Oh, well, it'll grow out.

Did she play on her own Casio on this?

definitely Groucho.

Yeah, I kinda forgot about that. A dude who would stand by and allow the church to come between his children and their mother, probably won't leave that church in order to be able see his other daughter, either. I was hoping he would.

Yeah, what the...? Are these crimes against animals? By animals? Animal-on-animal? Animal-on-human? Human-on-animal? What of vegetables and minerals?

They have a state house full of wieners, tho.

try-hard

Madonna is the show's new publicist.