I’m not defending these kids, but if their order got messed up and they’d been having a bad day, I can see how they’d be mad. Like, maybe their fries were too crispy and one of them is allergic to crunchy? I don’t think everyone needs to be jumping down their throats just because they made a mistake once. I once…

Hey now, don’t sully the good name of lentils. Lentils are nutritious and fun to eat.

Throw yer hands in the ayair!
And wave em like ya just don’t cayare!
And if we passed the Iran Treaty say yeeaaaaah!
YEAAAAAH!

ugh someone help me get this huge stupid grin off my face before my co-workers think I care about things.

If you ever run into Bryan Cranston Bobby, I think you should just reach over and rub his belly and give him a smile and a wink.

Look, let’s face it. Men are far too emotional to be trusted with the power of governing things.

I blame the babies.

From Bristol Palin’s blog:

I can’t deal with the stupid. So Noah randomly decided to drop kangaroos and a lot of poisonous animals off in Australia because fuck Australia.

This piece totally ignores the fact that OBAMA OWNS SNOPES and therefore everything they say is SOCIALIST PROPAGANDA MEANT TO KEEP THE SHEEPLE FROM KNOWING THE TRUTH.

I haven’t seen this one, but the favorite comment I saw on Facebook included this line:

See, in my family, we have the story about one of my much older than me brothers. That “what else” is one of those stories that sticks with you as a kid...as a teen..as an adult...as a 40 year old woman...

Story time:

I overwhelmingly see this attitude where people are like “well, his wife/girlfriend wasn’t having enough sex with him/giving him enough attention. WHAT DID SHE EXPECT?!”

I don’t need forgiveness, but thanks.

oh fuck off, pope.

I dunno. Someone in my life said he looked elsewhere because he felt rejected, but I find it to be a bunch of whiny BS. Like, somehow a woman always has to emotionally fix things in relationships. Or relationships are all about women giving men attention and if their attention is elsewhere, that’s a crisis.