He also doesn’t seem to entirely grasp how Fish and Chips work.

You sure you wanna do that while I got immigrant food in me and blood coming out of my wherever

Idk right now I got some miso soup and shed uterine tissue in me you wanna fight about it brah

I mean, I’ve always suspected I’m nothing but a meat suit created in the hopes of spawning potential conservative voters, but it’s so comforting to have that verified!

Probation for rape? Are you serious?

And he practically got away with it anyway, he managed to duck three counts of aggravated sexual assault. The little shit is crying that his rape wasn’t 100% consequence free, just 85% or so.

Starred for everything except your potential cancer...

When four people testify in direct contradiction to what Owen Labrie claimed happened, DNA evidence existed and a physical exam came back consistent with rape and he still gets acquited of all the major charges, that shows you just how seriously America takes rape. For rich, white guys that is.

Three meals-in-a-packet, one effervescent potassium tablet, and the last square of a Kiva Bar!

That really pissed me off. My high school was one of those super underfunded inner city public schools, and a vast majority of the students were on free lunches. I would like whoever wrote that quote to look these teens in the eyes and tell them how “ghetto” they are just because their cucumbers aren’t shaped like…

I imagine that would have been better. At least that trash is seasoned with organic sea salt.

From the linked article, RE: Lunchables:

For some reason my brain mixed up the last two words in my head and I actually said “Snake cacks?” out loud.

It’s been a long week.

Could be the lower half?

I’ve posted this on here before, but it’s worth reposting. It’s from an article called “Watch Your Language,” but child advocate/lawyer/writer Andrew Vachss:

Oh man, I would shut that one down. Beside his grieving widow bringing a date (they now have many guns, a few snakes and one child together) our estranged mother refused to attend because it would be “too hard for her” but she DID send a letter to be read in which she said she first knew true love between a mother and…

“He described sex with minors, including underage prostitutes between the ages of 9 and 16” Um, no. He described raping child sex slaves. No nine year old is a prostitute and no nine year old “has sex” with an adult. Ever. That’s slavery and rape. I know. I too was a nine year old sex slave.

The title of this post reminds me of when I first found out that my husband often spent time thinking about nothing. It blew my mind. I could not understand how someone could literally not be thinking about anything. It takes me hours of meditation to get to that point. And then I ruin it by thinking, “oh hey, I’m not…

Hearing about the way her parents raised their children makes me very sad.