hey remember when chief keef couldn’t do a concert in chicago because if he stepped foot in cook county he would be arrested for failure to pay child support, then he tried to put on a hologram performance in the city but he failed to get the proper permits to put it on
27th August 1887, Rufflebum-on-Thames
Did she come with a gift receipt? Where do you go to return your Kris Jenner?
Well, Sparky, do some reading up on how the US has contributed to turning many South American countries into shitholes, ruled by despots. Ever heard of the School of the Americas? Ever learn anything at all about the role of the US in El Salvador? While you’re at it, try educating yourself of the role of the CIA in…
He’s just doing this at this point to get your attention, Kara. I’m starting to get concerned for him - this amount of thirst isn’t healthy.
Hey, asshole, the U.S. is his fucking country! He’s Puerto-Rican, not Mexican. Why is he responsible for Mexico having good government any more than you are responsible for Greece or some other majority-white country having good government?
Just imagine snuggling with your paramour later. “Why does your hair smell like dirty pennies? Is that lotion-soaked bus transfer stuck to your neck?”
- Miley Cyrus made Billy Ray Cyrus a vegan birthday cake. He was not into it. [E! News]
I hope that is a brand new bag on Anne’s head, because God knows I wouldn’t want the dirt, sparkles, crumbs, etc. that line my purse bottom falling into my hair. Ew.
Come quick! Anne Hathaway is crowning!
Kat Dennings, you are wrong. Step to my punk-as-fuck teen self rocking the SLC Punk! white-thermal-under-white-tee action.
Didn’t realize it was cool to shame girls for what they wore.
THANK YOU
Too hard to read and people don’t like you.
Let them in on the fact that you’re a raging alcoholic with tendencies towards being a mean drunk prone to fits of crying and a own an extensive taxidermy collection and they don’t like you.
You just can’t win.
You know what the worst of this is? The fact that it’ll happen again. And again. And again. As night follows day, it’ll happen again. There are people walking around today who, in a day or a week or a year or two years who will be shot dead by some dude with a gun and nothing holding him back. It could be you, reading…
I’m glad this was posted on here separately from the Gawker article, because I just can’t wade into the comments there are something like this.
I don’t want to live in a world where people think that NEWS REPORTERS should be armed.
I want angry cats to pee in their hair while they sleep. What utter bastards.