I DONT CARE HOW MUCH YOU MUD BOG, KEVIN, YOU STILL LIVE IN THE NORTH.

All aboard! We leave from Nutcrush Station at Bitch O’Clock.

Even after we are dead, men won’t leave our bodies alone. I know, I know #misandry!

Fun fact: My 12-year-old daughter is dressing up as Destiel for Halloween. She’s got a trench coat that is just like Cas’s, but with leather on it, so she’s wearing that and a flannel shirt and a blue tie and some other things I can’t remember right now. She’s so much cooler than I was at that age. Or than I am now.

*Scientific data provided by Ghost Facers from Supernatural.

“Spiritual consequences.”

I’m an adjunct too, and I own a handgun. I would not, however, under any circumstances, bring that weapon to my campus. I have my reasons for owning a handgun, which I won’t go into here, but carrying it on campus would be stunningly stupid and dangerous for everyone around me.

Slightly OT, but I knew two girls in high school when this show was on, and they SWORE it was real. Like, the cameras just came in and filmed them (obviously this was before reality tv, so the idea seemed that much more bizarre to me). The got really defensive about it.

I’m shocked, SHOCKED I tell you, that this cavalier attitude towards women’s bodily autonomy is evident in more than one place in his “morals.”

Can I just punch him and then say, “Uh oh. That’s my bad?”

That’s right GET BIG GOVERNMENT OUT OF MY SODOMY!

Can you maybe give an example? Because otherwise it just sounds like you were being dicks. “I taught my kid not to hit by hitting them and showing them how much it hurts” wouldn’t be considered stellar parenting.

I think the permit costs extra, and you have to take some safety and training classes...

Yeah, but I want a Concealed Sodomy license.

If you think poetry is bad, try dating an aging white male poet with narcissistic personality disorder (or is that redundant?).

My daughter (age 12) got offered a job at Forever 21 yesterday. She’s so much cooler than I ever was.

This is absolutely something my 12-year-old daughter could and would write. She and one of her (slightly older) friends talk about intersectional feminism all the time, we talk about social justice issues all the time, and she splits her online time pretty evenly between Instagram and researching the topics she’s…

They immediately attach themselves to another woman and/or have their mothers take care of the kid/s.

I’d rather play in gossip pits than impetigo pits, tbh.

Thank you for doing the work you do.